WHILE some people are struggling to absorb the news that in a new run of DC Comics, Superman Jon Kent, the son of Clark Kent is to come out as bisexual, others are just wondering what this means for Superman administered orgasms. For some it is a stretch too far for their imagination to accept… Read more »
BANGING angrily on the outside of the Russian spacecraft carrying the crew which beat out the Mission Impossible actor to become the first filmmakers to make a movie in space, a livid Tom Cruise has demanded he is immediately given a part in their space-set movie. “Show me the movie!” screamed Cruise, maintaining his remarkable… Read more »
“OH GOD nooooo” screamed middle aged man Steve Kearty as he bolted upright from another nightmare so horrifying, he still struggles to talk about its contents. “The famous silhouette was there and the music, but then… it was a woman, she said ‘call me Bond, Jasmine Bond’ and then cackled like a witch,” shared Kearty… Read more »
AFTER learning that a clip of James Corden has once again gone viral, one Irish man has himself gone viral after footage of him gouging out his own eyes to avoid seeing James Corden on his social media feeds captivated the internet. “Best decision I ever made,” said Fionn Corrins, recovering in A&E and smiling… Read more »
LOST to distant memory and wedged in between Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan, Donegal’s favourite son Daniel O’Donnell is the most overlooked James Bond ever committed to film. WWN looks back on his one-and-done stint as England’s most deadly weapon, James Bond. “You have to remember this guy was shit hot at the time, the… Read more »
A SPOKESPERSON for the Antipodean Mammalian Actors Guild has hit out at the casting of British actor Idris Elba in the role of famed echidna Knuckles in the upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog sequel. The series had already caused controversy for the ‘prickle-washing’ casting of the first installment, which saw actor and comedian Ben Schwartz win… Read more »
THE CAPITAL city’s supply of swooping murder birds have welcomed the news of plans to build a rooftop cinema in Dublin, WWN can confirm. “Oh you know the type that’d love it there too, all notions and showing off on social media – they’re my favourite to decorate like a Jackson Pollock,” confirmed one seagull… Read more »
SIMILAR to the Japanese soldiers who continued to fight World War 2 for decades after it ended, WWN has learned of an Irish Army reserve soldier who has been discovered on the south east coast of Ireland, seemingly re-enacting the D-Day landing scenes of Saving Private Ryan despite director Steven Spielberg calling ‘cut’ over 20… Read more »
CONFIRMING the only way to top the insanity contained in the latest entry into their long running franchise, F9, producers of the Fast and the Furious movies are to set the next film’s action within the buck wild antics of the Donegal rallying community. “How can you top launching cars out of planes and rendering… Read more »
ARE you a Hollywood star? And like John Cena have you said something grossly offensive like ‘Taiwan is a country’ and are now being inundated with personal invitations from the Chinese government for a personal tour of a Uighur ‘re-education’ camp? Well then you might just be in a need a serious apology, so grovelling… Read more »