PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are making headlines again this time with news of a major deal with Netflix which will see the couple produce TV shows and films for the streaming giant. Always first for entertainment news, WWN has gained a sneak peak at some of the projects the couple are set to be… Read more »
HOSTILE working environments taking in assaults, racism, xenophobia, anti-semitism, homophobia, paedophilia, you name it, Hollywood is finally satisfied it has purged its industry of all bad apples several years after Time’s Up and MeToo movements emerged. After learning that three senior Ellen Show producers have resigned on foot of accusations of sexual misconduct, senior Hollywood… Read more »
RUMBLINGS from Hollywood about a potential modern-day remake of the 90s classic ‘Clueless’ have been met with a resounding chorus of ‘no fucking way’ from a movie-loving community who feel that they’ve put up with enough of this kind of crap over the years, WWN can report. Although the world has had to sit back… Read more »
HAVING cleaned the house top to bottom, put up all shelves, repaired the leaky tap, cut the grass and trimmed the hedge one local man finds himself so unspeakably bored he is contemplating the unthinkable. “Honestly, a fucking book. With words and everything, that’s how bad this state of affairs is getting” explained 33-year-old Anthony… Read more »
CONVICTED rapist Harvey Weinstein has ordered his legal team to push for a retrial in the Republic Of Ireland, stating that ‘a mass murderer in Ireland’ wouldn’t have received the 23-year sentence he was handed yesterday. Weinstein, 67, is set to face two decades in jail for a litany of sexual assault convictions; in stark… Read more »
PEOPLE of all faiths, following and beliefs around the world have put aside their differences for the first time in history, and have pleaded with whoever it is that controls this crazy universe to please, please spare Tom Hanks. Hanks, along with his wife Rita Wilson, announced on Instagram that they had tested positive for… Read more »
MOVIE megastar Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has had to postpone filming on his latest blockbuster for several weeks, after pushing it slightly too hard in the gym and erupting into a pulsating ball of sinew and veins, WWN can confirm. Johnson, star of the Fast & Furious franchise and WWE all time great, had been… Read more »
THERE was a Hallmark moment for Quentin Tarantino’s family today, after the esteemed director’s infant son Leo uttered his very first racial slur while sitting through a marathon binge of 70s blaxploitation cinema with his Dad. Both Tarantino, 56, and his wife Daniella Pick welcomed the little boy into their lives in late February and… Read more »
LIAM Duggen, 37, is today fiercely contesting some of the files itemised in a €9 million bill for illegally downloaded material over the course of 20 years, strongly denying that there’s any way he would have downloaded ‘AllStar’ by Smash Mouth seven separate times. Duggen, currently facing fines dating all the way back to the… Read more »
ONE DEFIANT local man refuses to buy into the hype of multiple Oscar winner and 2020 Best Picture ‘Parasite’, stating he doesn’t care if it’s as artistically satisfying as watching all 8 Fast & The Furious movies at the same time, he’ll never watch it as it isn’t in a real language like English. “It’s… Read more »