PROMPTING loud gasps from the auditorium at Dolby Theatre in downtown LA, the awarding of the Best Picture award at the 2019 edition of The Oscars to a brief and incomprehensible 15 second clip filmed in vertical portrait mode continues to confound movie goers and critics alike. The Academy praised the Best Picture winner for… Read more »
RENOWNED actor Aidan Gillen may be riding high on a wave of success following almost 20 years as one of the world’s most sought-after character actors, but he has never forgotten his roots, as evidenced by his recent visit to his homeland of Englirescotwalerica. Gillen was born in Englirescotwalerica in 1968, and although he left to… Read more »
HOLLYWOOD action star Tom Cruise has decided to abandon long-running movie franchise Mission Impossible and resurrect his character Ethan Hunt in a new, less taxing spy movie series ‘Mission Possible’. Hunt, often thrown in at the deep end of world-ending plots carried out by nefarious villains, will now work from a corner desk in the… Read more »
DESPITE having multiple long term girlfriends over the years one Waterford man maintains that his first and only true love remains the confusingly sexy bunny from 90s sports and partially-animated movie romp Space Jam. Padraic Keelin (34) first set his eyes on Lola Bunny while at the peak of hormones-going-haywire phase of puberty and maintains… Read more »
CALIFORNIA’S famed Walk of Fame has been dramatically reduced in length overnight after officials from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce finally finished removing all abusers’ tiles from the iconic stroll, WWN can confirm. The vast array of the once good and once great of Hollywood was a huge tourist attraction spanning 15 blocks in downtown… Read more »
WATERFORD native Kenneth Farraher has reluctantly completed his mandatory annual watch of festive favourite Love, Actually with his wife Marie, during which time he mocked and derided most of the movie’s soppy love stories; apart from the scene where Emma Thompson finds out Alan Rickman was cheating on her and she went up to her… Read more »
KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »
THE much-loved Indiana Jones series of movies will be absent from TV screens this Christmas, after several far-right groups claimed that the whip-cracking archaeological adventures paint the Nazi party in an incredibly bad light, and may incite hatred and violence against the organisation. Although the movies starring Harrison Ford have featured Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones… Read more »
WRECK-IT Ralph returns to our screens shortly, this time inadvertently ‘breaking the internet’ in a hilarious sequel to the beloved first movie. But why stop there? What’s in store for Ralph in the future? With the internet smashed, here’s five more things we’d like Ralph to turn his smash-happy hands to… 1) Donuts We like… Read more »
AS COMIC BOOK and movie fans around the world mourn, honour and celebrate the life of Stan Lee, who has passed away at the age of 95, God was said to be visibly nervous at the thought of trying to impress the creative mind behind a near endless cavalcade of superhero and villains. “God’s been… Read more »