Tag: movies

Seeking Professional Help After Admitting You’d Fuck Beast From Beauty & The Beast

KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »

Waterford Justice League Successfully Save City From Moderately Bad Language

A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after telling off a number of youths hanging around outside Tesco who were said to be cursing quite loudly within earshot of shoppers. The superpower-less crime-fighting team, consisting of BlaaMan, the Tramore-nator, Crystal Girl and Boi… Read more »