A LOCAL Waterford man greeted the news that screen icon Doris Day had passed away aged 97 with the observation that he had presumed she has died many years previous, sparking calls for living celebrities to do more to make him aware of the fact they are alive. Andrew Brehon (32) admitted to being surprised… Read more »
FOLLOWING the confirmation that the long-awaited Marvel extravaganza Avengers: Endgame clocks in at a bladder-smashing three hours and one minute, cinema chains around the world have announced that they will offer urethral catheters to customers who want to make it through the opus without running to the bathroom. 237 people were severely injured in cinemas around the… Read more »
SERIOUSLY, do we really need yet another superhero movie which features a woman in the lead role writes WWN Culture’s chief critic Tony Kennedy. Alright already, we get it, women can be superheroes too. But maybe shoving yet another female superhero down our throats in the space of 20 or so years is the opposite… Read more »
PROMPTING loud gasps from the auditorium at Dolby Theatre in downtown LA, the awarding of the Best Picture award at the 2019 edition of The Oscars to a brief and incomprehensible 15 second clip filmed in vertical portrait mode continues to confound movie goers and critics alike. The Academy praised the Best Picture winner for… Read more »
RENOWNED actor Aidan Gillen may be riding high on a wave of success following almost 20 years as one of the world’s most sought-after character actors, but he has never forgotten his roots, as evidenced by his recent visit to his homeland of Englirescotwalerica. Gillen was born in Englirescotwalerica in 1968, and although he left to… Read more »
HOLLYWOOD action star Tom Cruise has decided to abandon long-running movie franchise Mission Impossible and resurrect his character Ethan Hunt in a new, less taxing spy movie series ‘Mission Possible’. Hunt, often thrown in at the deep end of world-ending plots carried out by nefarious villains, will now work from a corner desk in the… Read more »
DESPITE having multiple long term girlfriends over the years one Waterford man maintains that his first and only true love remains the confusingly sexy bunny from 90s sports and partially-animated movie romp Space Jam. Padraic Keelin (34) first set his eyes on Lola Bunny while at the peak of hormones-going-haywire phase of puberty and maintains… Read more »
CALIFORNIA’S famed Walk of Fame has been dramatically reduced in length overnight after officials from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce finally finished removing all abusers’ tiles from the iconic stroll, WWN can confirm. The vast array of the once good and once great of Hollywood was a huge tourist attraction spanning 15 blocks in downtown… Read more »
WATERFORD native Kenneth Farraher has reluctantly completed his mandatory annual watch of festive favourite Love, Actually with his wife Marie, during which time he mocked and derided most of the movie’s soppy love stories; apart from the scene where Emma Thompson finds out Alan Rickman was cheating on her and she went up to her… Read more »
KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of the internet to discuss the ‘fuck-a-bility’ of the titular Beast from Disney’s 1991 animated classic Beauty and the Beast. Today, this stops. Are you one of the thousands of Beast lusting degenerates out there, waxing… Read more »