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‘Alien V. Farrow’: WWN’s Review
THE long-running Alien franchise returns to screens this summer with a stunning new instalment that re-imagines the sci-fi horror masterpiece ... -
Leonardo DiCaprio Receives Golden Globe Nomination For Best Meme
AMERICAN actor and humanitarian Leonardo DiCaprio has welcomed his nomination for best meme with the ever popular Django Unchained still ... -
Vin Diesel Changes Name To Vin Electric To Avoid Carbon Tax
AMERICAN movie star Vin Diesel has confirmed he has changed his name via deed poll to Vin Electric over increasing ... -
Man Sometimes Likes To Pretend He’s A Fugitive From The Law When Out For A ...
GRIMACING as if hearing the snapping of a distant twig under the footfall of an elite team of US Marshals ... -
“Don’t Watch ‘Tenet’, Biggest Load Of Shite,” Warns Local Man
IMPARTING his warning with a serious tone befitting someone alerting people to an impending tsunami hitting a nearby shoreline, local ... -
Man Admits He Wasted His 20s Defending The Matrix
A MAN in his early forties has today finally admitted that the Matrix trilogy from the late nineties/early 2000s is ... -
Dad To Spend All Of ‘Home Alone’ Pointing Out Ways He Would Have Just Murdered ...
SETTLING in with his family to watch Christmas classic ‘Home Alone’ with his family, one Irish father took it as ... -
One Tom Cruise To Be Installed In Every Home This Christmas
COUNTRIES have abandoned all information campaigns relating to large scale gatherings over the Christmas period, replacing them with a screaming ... -
“I Did Your Ads Now Let My Family Go” Idris Elba Begs Sky TV
PACING his pristine white kitchen which was inexplicably populated by action from movies available on Sky Cinema, Idris Elba screamed ... -
Warner Bros. To Release Movies At Same Time In Cinemas, On HBO Max, & On ...
IN a landmark move set to shake up the entire motion picture industry, Warner Bros. have announced that they will ...
