FOLLOWING the recent decision by Today FM to revoke its invitation to a journalist from The Currency news site to appear on The Last Word, allegedly at the behest of Denis O’Brien, thousands of people have been scrambling to follow suit and find ways to get themselves banned from O’Brien owned media outlets. As it… Read more »
THE HIGHLY controversial movie (according to online media) has been the source of fierce debate (according to online media) sparking calls for discussions on how movie violence encourages real life imitators (according to online media). The Joker, released today in cinemas, illegal downloads, in the ‘synopsis’ section of Wikipedia pages and in carefully crafted online… Read more »
AFTER closely reviewing our engagement and click through conversion rates with our stats team, this publication is to just use Greta Thunberg’s image for ‘rage clicks’ now in the hopes of further generating our online advertising revenues, WWN can confirm. Admittedly, we could have used a headline that suggests she’s the voice of a generation, or indeed that she’s a… Read more »
IT’S NEVER been more important to advocate for parity of pay among the sexes. It’s 2019 after all. We here of the trailblazing feminist-first Gash publication know the importance of pursuing this issue more than anyone. For example; how the underrepresented are often placated with empty gestures such as a token, one-off article proclaiming the… Read more »
WE’VE ALL BEEN there; a news story emerges. You just read the headline. Later you say to friends, family and coworkers ‘d’ya read that fucking shite yer man’s after pulling. It was in the news, disgraceful it is’ but if anyone asks you a follow up question seeking more information you are, intellectually speaking, ‘fucked’…. Read more »
HAS the daily routine of keeping yourself familiar with news around the world and at home proven too stressful an endeavour on this inglorious day? Does learning about the new depths various countries, institutions, corporations and world leaders have plunged to left you feeling particularly infuriated? Well, we have the perfect pillow for you to… Read more »
HURLING lip filler kits, protein shakes, large gin glasses and kettle bells through the windows of Instagram offices in San Franciso a large crowd of narcissistic app users demanded an end to a trial which has seen Instagram hide the number of likes photos get from people scrolling through feeds. “Hey assholes,” shouted one muscular… Read more »
AN APP which uses peoples’ photos to artificially age them has proven to be a continued source of great enjoyment for users as well as a source of data harvesting, potential identify theft and general misuse by the application’s operators. Like most apps FaceApp has extensive terms and conditions no one reads and could therefore… Read more »
TIRED of nobody listening to your righteous fury on your podcast, newsletter, YouTube channel or soapbox? Need to bump up your audience figures so that you can really get your message out there and make some money from it? Then you need to get silenced by the media, and quick! Here’s a few pointers: 1)… Read more »
EVERYDAY the media tries it best to keep you up to date on the truly important news occurring around the world. Elsewhere, the media also works incredibly hard to distract you into becoming bogged down in utterly trivial shit, hooking you with ‘news items’ that have been crafted to either play on your emotions or… Read more »