THERE WERE peculiar scenes in the UK in addition to The Great British Mourn-off as Prince Andrew, known for his close association with deceased human trafficker and sex abuser Jeffrey Epstein, presented himself for questioning to the UK media and not the FBI. “My father was a lovely chap,” confirmed Andrew in an interview not… Read more »
LOOK at me. Observe how my eyes stare directly into your soul. Calculate how many more books I’ve read than you. Read every sophisticated phrase I craft into my copy and succumb to my scrupulous opinion, for you are nothing without people like me. By now, you already know this is one of those serious… Read more »
ALREADY overstaying his welcome here on earth, media mogul Rupert Murdoch’s current life status remains in the balance again this year as opposite factions of the universe refuse to take him post-death. A spokes demon for hell confirmed the sanctity where evil souls are subjected to punitive suffering, often torture, as eternal punishment after death… Read more »
ALTHOUGH it came close on more than one occasion, the Bannigan family from Tipperary have managed to make it through the Covid-19 pandemic without creating a single horrific TikTok video where they lipsync, dance, or otherwise humiliate themselves. With the majority of households with kids of a TikTok age succumbed to pressures to produce a… Read more »
THE TABLOID media has rugby-tackled Princess Beatrice and her new husband to the ground, stripped them of their wedding rings and forced them back to Buckingham Palace for a ‘do-over’, claiming that their ‘intimate wedding ceremony’ at the weekend is null and void owing to how little money anyone made from it. From the involvement… Read more »
WITH news revealing that Twitter, one of the world’s biggest social media platforms has been hacked on a major scale, follows even more devastating news that the bile-ridden, hate-inciting, bully-engaging cesspit is still operational and relatively unaffected by the breach. “Unfortunately, Twitter is still here and it was only a few celebrities and politicians that… Read more »
THE INITIATIVE is being described as the biggest ever investment by the Irish state in the arts sector. Every facet of the Ireland’s arts and culture sector has been celebrating the news that the government has acted on their pleas for help in full and will produce the most comprehensive ‘free exposure’ support for the… Read more »
A RECENT poll has revealed that the vast majority of the population is perfectly fine with the growth of ‘cancel culture’, as long as the vast majority of the population is perfectly fine with cancel culture. Although people who don’t spend their lives online seemed to be uncertain as to what exactly the terms ‘cancelled’,… Read more »
LIKE US, you’ve probably been very concerned about the news that pro-democracy protesters in Hong Kong are being rounded up and arrested after new laws introduced to crack down on such things took effect, but it turns out that when we dug a little deeper there’s really nothing to worry about. Prison camps for Uighur… Read more »
THE MOST compelling and dramatic episode in recent human history requires a rare acting gravitas that is deeply in tune with celebrity feuding, or at least this is how Netflix executives view things as the streaming giant greenlit a Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie 60-episode drama series detailing the explosive Colleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy saga in all its… Read more »