LIKE US, you’ve probably been very concerned about the news that pro-democracy protesters in Hong Kong are being rounded up and arrested after new laws introduced to crack down on such things took effect, but it turns out that when we dug a little deeper there’s really nothing to worry about. Prison camps for Uighur… Read more »
THE MOST compelling and dramatic episode in recent human history requires a rare acting gravitas that is deeply in tune with celebrity feuding, or at least this is how Netflix executives view things as the streaming giant greenlit a Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie 60-episode drama series detailing the explosive Colleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy saga in all its… Read more »
COMPLETELY OBLITERATING a ‘nonsense argument’ about the need to address prejudice of all kinds, one brave newspaper columnist has used his very large brain to assert it is in fact those who are protesting on a platform of anti-racism that are the truly racist people. Frothing in his weekly column, which certainly isn’t pushed by… Read more »
IN AN attempt to seriously address the issue of a lack of diversity in the media industry, WWN has bravely handed over the editorial reigns for one day only to Saorise De Vries O’Dwyer, who has emerged as an important voice during this renewed movement to address issues of inequality and discrimination across society on… Read more »
CAREFUL not to giveaway any hints that they were losing they’re fucking minds over a 32-year-old women’s appearance, the media calmly began circling the skies over towns and cities, hanging out the side of helicopters and screaming ‘Adele skinny now!’ from megaphones and large speaker systems. Adele, a 15-time Grammy winner, is believed to have… Read more »
PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange One, has been declared brain dead. The second leader subjected to such rumours in recent days after Kim Jong Un was reported to have died on the operating table, US media outlets slavishly loyal to… Read more »
THE extraction of an iPhone X from deep within the rectum of a Waterford teenager who had been using it to film himself purposefully coughing on passers-by has been hailed as a ‘miracle’ by the nation, who simply cannot believe that anyone would go to the trouble of trying to remove it. Derek Lears, 17,… Read more »
THE National Union of Journalists in conjunction with the Associated Press have today announced a global suspension of all news and media that does not refer to the Covid-19 virus with immediate effect in a bid to protect other news from contamination, WWN can confirm. News stories ranging from natural disasters to cute fluff pieces… Read more »
CHECK your social media feed. Check your WhatsApp groups. Check with the lad you work with who saw a video somewhere. It’s inescapable. The Coronavirus has ravaged its way across the globe from China to Carlow, with thousands infected every second and yet the media still refuse to report on it. Just what is it… Read more »
AFTER a far-right terrorist killed 11 people in a xenophobically motivated attack in Germany received none of the wall to wall coverage usually given to a Muslim who sneezes in an aggressive manner, far-right terrorists everywhere have demanded equal treatment from the world’s media. “Half of you fuckers didn’t even put out a push notification… Read more »