Here’s All The Unrelenting Misery That Occurred While You Were Sleeping

WWN’s new feature rounds up all the unrelenting misery around the world in a short and digestible format.

WAR

There was a lot of it. In various countries. None of it good.

FAMINE

That too, yeah. Bet you feel fucking terrible now. Awful way to start the day. Famine that is, not your self absorbed sadness at having to read it – it’s not all about you.

SUFFERING. OF ALL KINDS.

Honestly, name it. It all occurred while you were probably happily dreaming, safe in bed. You must feel very guilty about it all.

A FAMOUS PERSON PASSED AWAY

Depending on how it went down it was either untimely or a long time coming. They were beloved or controversial or both. If it was a quiet day in celebrity deaths, the media might run with a minor actor who was on screen in a movie for 12 seconds and call them ‘the star’ of such films as.

EXTREME WEATHER EVENT

Flooding perhaps. Maybe a landslide, honestly you’d be better off not going in search of this sort of news.

UNFETTERED CAPITALISM

Yup, sorry to report, but those cheap clothes you wear and the convenient next day delivery mechanisms for almost all products means somewhere out there, someone is working in modern slavery as you snoozed. And when we say ‘someone’, we obviously mean ‘millions of people’.

Check back in tomorrow for the next installment of this living nightmare.