A NEW report has highlighted a loophole in the Dublin rental market that could save accommodation-seekers hundreds on their monthly rent, by simply moving into the pay-per-use toilets in St. Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre. At 20c per micturition, the toilets in the Green have always been one of the most expensive places in Dublin City… Read more »
DO you enjoy bringing your partner back to your flat for a quickie, safe in the knowledge that your copulation is quiet enough to go unnoticed by your housemates? Well, it turns out you’re in for a surprise. After a poll among apartment and home dwellers showed that almost all riding done in a shared living environment… Read more »
WWN is sad to report the news today that a pregnant woman only known as ‘Mary’ has found herself homeless, and goes through the daily routine of being kicked out of the hotel she resides in as she waits for permanent accommodation. Understandably, Mary is kicked off the property of the central Dublin hotel she… Read more »
NEW statistics have shown that more young people than ever before are living in their childhood homes while the petrified remains of their long-deceased parents ghoulishly sit in lifelike poses around the house, WWN can confirm. With the 18-35 year demographic, many of whom fall into the ‘millennial’ category have long struggled to find affordable accommodation which… Read more »
A HEARTWARMING gesture by the Taoiseach of the upper middle class of Ireland, Leo Varadkar, has seen the humble, down-to-earth and genuine man-of-the-people experience what it is like to be homeless for roughly 60 seconds, WWN can reveal. The Taoiseach’s act of solidarity with the 10,000 homeless people on the streets as well as the… Read more »
WWN PROPERTY is here to bring you the latest properties in your locality which sit inside your price range. Now, let’s see what’s on offer: During sunny spells this property actually meets the highest BER standards and while not the largest in terms of square footage you could always measure it in square centimetres to… Read more »
WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the small one-bed apartment he owns to debase themselves for his amusement, WWN has learned. Believed to be one of just thousands of similar incidents unfolding across the capital city and beyond, James Geratty (59) has… Read more »
THE Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy has announced a new set of laws targeting people who rent out properties for short term lets, like those available on Airbnb, meaning landlords have until June 2019 when the law comes into effect to identify the loopholes and just carry on doing what they’re doing. “This is comprehensive… Read more »
USING the one unpopped party popper left over from an epic Budget 2019 Festival, the government quietly celebrated missing yet another housing target, careful to do so in an unused meeting room in Leinster House while no one was looking. Fresh off announcing a whole host of new funding for social housing to large self-generated… Read more »
ALTHOUGH there are several things that ‘need doing’ in their one-bedroom Phibsborough apartment, renters Ian Gurnin and his girlfriend Hannah Lennon have decided to either ignore them or hire a handyman out of their own pocket, to avoid pissing off their landlord for anything. “You can see a right bit of mould in the shower… Read more »