A FUNERAL procession with a coffin made in the shape of a 3 bed semi-detached home has been paraded around the corridors of Leinster House today as the government held a day of mourning for housing prices which according to a recent Daft.ie report have stabilised, only increasing by a pathetic 1.3%. Sobs, cries, wails… Read more »
WWN can exclusively reveal that Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy is desperate to cling onto his position not because he has a clear plan on tackling the housing crisis that he is passionate about and badly needs to see through to fruition, but because the suffering endured by those in need of social and affordable… Read more »
LOCAL man Sean Gennings is today wondering how he can raise the rent on a flat he owns in Waterford town without coming off like a greedy, heartless landlord during the worst housing crisis in the history of the state™. Gennings, who has been collecting what he had described as a ‘fair rent’ from a young… Read more »
ALTHOUGH Dublin pupil Will Keelan is delighted to be heading back to school after a long summer of wandering around during the day because he’s not allowed stay in the hotel room, he does have some concerns over how he’ll tackle the dreaded ‘how I spent my summer holiday’ essay. “It’s great to have somewhere to go… Read more »
A GOVERNMENT scheme which will see 1,000 ‘fast track’ apartments built around the country has come with a cast iron guarantee that many members of the public had expressed considerable worry would not be included in the plans, WWN can confirm. In an attempt ease the potential onslaught of unfounded criticism the Department of Housing… Read more »
IN our latest entry of the WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week is the turn of Brian Crummond, who owns a house so therefore there isn’t a housing issue at all. Myself and the missus had a fairly handy time of sorting our first gaff there last… Read more »
HAVING come to terms with the fact that their first step on the property ladder is still at least 60 years away, Dublin couple Sean and Breige Manlon currently pass their weekends going to view show-houses and properties just for the sheer hell of it. Although the Manlon family have spent the last three years earnestly… Read more »
THE HOUSING CRISIS is over! A momentous day in Irish life, born out of one man’s genius as Minister for Housing, Eoghan Muprhy, suggested Ireland look to building affordable high rise apartments as a solution to a lack of housing units. “Ugh, we just feel so stupid not thinking of something like that ourselves,” chimed… Read more »
LOCAL smug cunt Aaron Henderson has once again stated how great it is to live in a house that you own as opposed to one you rent from someone else, stressing just how much he considers rent to be ‘dead money’ and how foolish it is to pay off someone else’s mortgage for them. Henderson,… Read more »
THE first sod has been turned in the new Dunnaghcarran town project, the latest suburb of Dublin which will feature some 5,000 homes, a shopping complex that has a Dunnes, a pub and a Boylesports, located in the idyllic east-Dublin province of Westmeath. Dunnaghcarran, which will be given the Dublin area code of D73, is… Read more »