ONE worker bringing shapewear solutions SKIMS to consumers via a production line with a stellar track record in employee rights has formally thanked Kim Kardashian for her words of encouragement in a recent Variety interview in which she advised women in business ‘to get up off your fucking ass and work. It seems like nobody… Read more »
YOU WILL never know when a friend, trying to stave off a major meltdown or personal crisis will channel all their anxiety into an ill-advised haircut that is so awful you’d need the acting talents of Meryl Streep to disguise your obvious horror. Here’s GASH’s essential guide on pretending you love your friend’s disaster of… Read more »
DAVID AND VICTORIA Beckham have become subject of confected outrage fueled by a knowing media for allowing their 17-year-old son Cruz to appear in a ‘weird’ photoshoot like he was some sort of vulnerable teenage girl who has been labeled the next ‘IT girl’. “If it was their daughter or any fame-adjacent girl and she… Read more »
RIHANNA IS PREGNANT! Perhaps the world’s worst kept secret but we’re delighted for the Fenty Kween and A$AP Rocky. Before we knew we knew that she knew we knew, how did Rihanna keep this all under wraps until her adorable photoshoot announcement? Well according to the Mail Online, Rihanna was obsessed with keeping her pregnancy… Read more »
CHILE’S Atacama desert has bashfully downplayed the compliments of other dumping grounds around the world, stating that it didn’t go to great expense when kitting itself out with a mountain of discarded clothing, instead simply relying on cheaper clothing retailers. “I got that pile over there from Dunnes, this is from Penneys and then the… Read more »
CONFOUNDING & ASTOUNDING in equal measure Kim Kardashian shocked the fashion world last night as she went with unknown and little heralded designer Taliban and debuted an innovative and striking look on the red carpet. Just one of countless rich people enjoying a well-deserved night out Kardashian’s head-to-toe get up has been described by fashion… Read more »
REGARDLESS of how their parents dressed them as kids, their own individual opinion on the matter or indeed a pride in their twin-ness, grown-up twins are being requested to no longer dress the same as it’s weirding everyone out. “It’s cute when they’re kids, but after a certain age it’s just very odd” mused one… Read more »
ON THE day of non-essential retail reopening across Ireland, allowing people to finally purchase clothing items following a near 6-month lockdown, one local man took the time to reflect on his now tattered collection of boxers, penning them an emotional letter and thanking them for supporting him all the way. “Dear Jocks, Many of you… Read more »
A FEARSOME gang of youths aka ‘just some kids’, known for terrorising the locality by gathering in groups of as many as 7,000 to stand around outside a shop, have signed a lucrative sponsorship deal with clothing brand The North Face. “It’s important to express ourselves as individuals and really explore our burgeoning personalities through… Read more »
PENNEYS, the bargain hunters’ shopping paradise, will be open to all customers again on the 17th of May and it’s not going to be pretty. With this in mind, one lucky WWN reader will get a chance to win the first place position in a queue at a Penneys branch of their choosing. But there’s… Read more »