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Ireland Poised To Go Absolutely Fucking Mental June 29th
WITH a fresh acceleration of the reopening of Ireland including hairdressers, pubs and gyms, Ireland is perfectly poised to the ... -
Nation’s Shirts Go Unworn For Another Month
THROUGH a combination of hugely devastating unemployment, and the noble commitment from those still in jobs to look increasingly unkempt, ... -
Frantic Donohoe Encourages Everyone To Store Cash Under Mattress, Pray To God
WITH VARIOUS ECONOMIC outlooks for Ireland suggesting longterm unemployment could drop from its current 25% to a much more manageable ... -
Sweating, Desperate Estate Agent Claiming Now’s The Perfect Time To Buy A Home
SORELY missing the once regular easy flow of commission on all house sales, one local estate agent clearly climbing the ... -
Taoiseach Resets To Original ‘Welfare Scum’ Factory Settings
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS have apologised for a glitch in the Taoiseach’s operating system which had seen him mistakenly parrot ‘we’re all ... -
Massive Boom Expected For ‘Office To Let’ Sign Makers
ALTHOUGH the economic forecast for many sectors is continuing to look increasingly dire, WWN recently spoke to a local sign ... -
Forecast Looking Good As Irish Economy Set To Bounce Back By 2089
WEARING a sombre expression, caretaker Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe pointed to a series of charts detailing a projected 10.5% ... -
The Boom Is Back! Fresh Job Losses Announced
TO anyone who doubted that Ireland was going through another economic boom, this week’s announcement that up to 300 jobs ... -
Dublin Sick Of Carrying Rest Of Country On Its Back
DUBLINERS emerged today to hold an emergency press conference expressing their desire for the rest of the county to buck ... -
Government To Lure More Multinationals With ‘Rules Don’t Apply To You Here’ Strategy
MINDFUL of the impending hit the economy will take in the event of a Hard Brexit and in the certainty ...