Tag: cork

Robot Trees Overthrow Cork Masters Following Power Surge

BATTERED civilian soldiers in Cork city centre have made urgent appeals for reinforcements in their terrifying war against sentient robot trees hellbent on destroying their creators, WWN can reveal. Fierce fighting broke out earlier this week as the ‘robot trees’; artificial air purification stations that were commissioned by Cork City Council at a cost of… Read more »

Nation Never Going To Hear End Of New Cork Skyscraper

THE decision to greenlight Ireland’s tallest skyscraper in Cork City will return to haunt us, a government-funded group set up to monitor the big-headedness of the Rebel county warned earlier today. “Cork people are doses at the very best of times, but when they actually have something over you, they are especially vexing” said Simon… Read more »