Tag: cork

Basking Shark Bitten By Corkman

There was panic in the waters off the coast of the Rebel County yesterday when a basking shark was bitten by a rogue Corkman as horrified kayakers and swimmers looked on helplessly. Although the 12 foot vegetarian sharks are common in the Cape Clear area, yesterday’s attack is the first recorded incident of one of… Read more »

Cork Lad Thinks About Cork Every 3 Seconds

Conal Lynch, a proud Cork native, struggled to concentrate in work this afternoon, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sitting on the third floor looking out over Harcourt St in the Nation’s capital Conal thought to himself ‘it’s no Princes St’. The 26-year-old accountant found himself growing ever more restless throughout his working day, his head filled… Read more »

‘Sure Venice Got Used To It’, Government Tells Cork

Cork’s local business community has sought reassurances from the Government in light of what they see as a yet another slow response to the recent flooding and bad weather that has hit the People’s Republic. The recent flooding is estimated to have resulted in another hefty cleanup bill, but still the Government lacks a coherent… Read more »