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Local Man Hadn’t Considered Washing Car Until He Heard Of Hosepipe Ban
THE thought of unreeling the hosepipe out and spraying water about the place ‘hadn’t even occurred’ to Cork man Michael ... -
They Were Living The Perfect Life Until A Family From Cork Moved In Next Door
A LEAFY Dublin suburb, resplendent with trees, flower beds and the laughter of children. The perfect life, most would agree. ... -
Possible Explanations For Unusual Tide Activity Off Southern Coast
A BIZARRE phenomenon off the Cork coast which saw a tsunami-like surge in the tide before it dramatically receded in ... -
Centuries Old Bodies Found Under Cork Pub Killed Each Other After Row Over Next Round
THE FINAL moments of several bodies dating as far back as the 1400s, found by archeologists beneath the former site ... -
Major Investigation Launched After Entire County Of Cork Claim To Have No Memory Of Yesterday
BELIEVED to be one of the only recorded incidences of mass amnesia in Ireland, a number of specialist HSE medical ... -
Delusional Cork Under Impression Everybody Rooting For Them In All-Ireland Final
AS ANTICIPATION grows ahead of Sunday’s All-Ireland hurling final, cases of mass delusion are being reported throughout Cork and among ... -
Robot Trees Overthrow Cork Masters Following Power Surge
BATTERED civilian soldiers in Cork city centre have made urgent appeals for reinforcements in their terrifying war against sentient robot ... -
“Cork Wins Olympic Gold Medal,” Cork Corrects Nation
QUICKLY responding to well-wishers across Ireland after rowers Paul O’Donovan and Fintan McCarthy were crowned Olympic champions in Tokyo this ... -
Archeologists Discover Proof That 33,000-Year-Old Cork Cavemen Were Absolute Doses
EXPERTS have announced that blade marks on the skeleton of a 33,000-year-old reindeer skeleton found in the Cork region is ... -
Nation Never Going To Hear End Of New Cork Skyscraper
THE decision to greenlight Ireland’s tallest skyscraper in Cork City will return to haunt us, a government-funded group set up ... -
Flood Alert & Predictable Government Response Alert Issued For Cork
THE confluence of high tide and heavy rainfall has resulted in Cork City being issued with a flood alert to ... -
Cork City Not Worth A Euro, Never Mind The Football Club
AHEAD of Cork City supporters’ trust voting on a one euro takeover of the club a group of kind rival ...
