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Trump’s Last Campaign Day Spent Fitting In As Much Racism As Possible
AS America’s ‘decision day’ looms, Republican candidate Donald Trump has been engaged in a frantic bid to fit in as ... -
NATO Imposes Sanctions On Itself After Killing 30 Afghan Civilians
IN an attempt to avoid accusations of hypocrisy NATO has taken swift action on itself after the death of 30 ... -
Fucking Hero Checks In To Standing Rock
LOCAL fucking hero Martin Dooley has thwarted the efforts of US police today by checking in to the Standing Rock Sioux Native American reservation, ... -
‘Jesus Woz Ere’ Inscription Found On Slab In Christ’s Tomb
THE burial slab Jesus Christ was said to have been laid upon following his crucifixion has been photographed for the ... -
Obama Buries Nuclear Codes In White House Back Garden
CAREFUL to dispose of the nuclear codes under the cover of darkness, US president Barack Obama began digging at an ... -
Is This The MOST Irish Thing Ever? HSE Cover Up Child Abuse!
AFTER obstructing the publication of two separate reports into the Grace case, surrounding the sexual and physical abuse of a ... -
Russia Could Invade Your Fridge Within 48 Hours
A NATO general has warned today that Russia could invade your fridge within 48 hours, stating that the majority of European homes currently ... -
Obama Not Going To Bother Fixing White House Toilet At This Stage
“IT’S not like I’m getting my deposit back anyway,” said a deflated-sounding Barack Obama earlier today, messing around with the ... -
Apple Kindly Offer Full-Time Jobs To Remaining 1,500 Calais Refugee Children
TECH giant Apple has today kindly offered to relocate over 1,500 refugee children who were left behind at a Calais ... -
Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected
ON the verge of being elected, the first female president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton admitted her ...