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Floods Of People Donate Their 2 Cents To The Rape Crisis Centre
WWN has learned of a significant number of people donating their two cents to rape crisis charities, with the majority ... -
Spin Unit To Be Wound Down, Altered Slightly & Hidden From Public View
THE TAOISEACH Leonardo Varadkar confirmed yesterday to his cabinet that the Strategic Communications Unit (SCU), used to distribute Taoiseach seflies, ... -
Defence Forces To Recruit 480 People Who Like Guns, But Not Shooting Them
RECRUITMENT is under way in the Irish Defence Forces with the army, air force and navy expressing a desire to ... -
Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend
A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into ... -
Shave If You Want It Licked, Women Told
FOLLOWING a secret worldwide meeting on Sunday evening in Switzerland involving the planet’s heterosexual male population, women are now being advised ... -
Abortion Is Bad, Do Not Have Abortions [Sponsored]
TOP of the morning to you, fellow Irish people! It’s time to talk about the evil of abortion, and how you ... -
Local Woman Has Greatest Fucking Night In Ever
ARMED with a glass of red wine, a slice of pizza and an awaiting tray of chocolate, one Dublin based ... -
Dry Shite Upgraded To Damp Shite After Staying Out Til 11pm
A RENOWNED local dry shite has finally been upgraded to ‘damp shite’ status after making the reckless decision to stay ... -
Healy-Raes Very Good To Constituents, All The Same
ALTHOUGH independent TD Danny Healy-Rae has received harsh criticism for insensitive remarks made about abortion in the case of fatal ... -
Register To Vote Or Relinquish The Right To Moan About Shit, Public Told
AHEAD of the upcoming referendum on the repeal of the 8th amendment the public have been told to check if ...