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Nightclub VIP Area Seems To Be 100% Full Of Pricks
A CLOSE study of the VIP sections of nightclubs across Ireland have revealed that they are almost always full of the ... -
New Study Shows Irish People Immune To Scandals
AS the INM data breach continues to unveil itself to resounding apathy, a new study has show that Irish people ... -
Dad Assures Kids That Mr. Horsey Is Just Asleep
LOCAL man Ian Ferrell has spent the morning convincing his little boy that the dead horse lying on the green ... -
Irish Data Commissioner To Punish Facebook Once It Gets Dial Up Working
THE IRISH Data Commissioner’s office has been a hive of activity in recent days trying to grapple with the fallout ... -
How To Spot An Account Hacked By Pro-Life Trolls
AS campaigners on both sides of the upcoming referendum continue to gather as much support as they can, there have been ... -
Ireland To Test New Small-Talk Vaccination
IRELAND is to be the testing ground for a revolutionary new vaccine which medical experts are confident will eradicate small-talk ... -
Fears Grow Women May Never Return To Kitchen
CONCERN is mounting among Irish men that the day when women were quiet, contented and never far from an oven may ... -
Friends Both Hope That The Other One Cancels Plans
SEVERAL weeks ago local friends Alan Lyons and Dave O’Dowd made half-hearted plans to meet up for a drink, all ... -
Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman
LOCAL man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking ... -
Satan Marks 25th Of May On Calendar
FOLLOWING the formal announcement by the government that a referendum on the repeal of the 8th Amendment of the constitution ...