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Fine Gael’s Real ’10 Key Aims For Government’ Revealed
FINE GAEL and Fianna Fáil have apologised for sharing their initial ’10 key aims for government’ document after it was ... -
Covid-19 Wiped Out After 5G Masts Destroyed
THE Irish government has today lifted all lockdown measures taken over the past few weeks to flatten the curve following ... -
Tonight’s Lotto Has A Jackpot Of ‘Allowed To Exercise More Than 2km From Home’
IRISH lottery officials have confirmed a record breaking number of tickets have been sold in the wake of the announcement ... -
Leaving Cert Students Unsure When They Should Start Cramming Like Fuck
COVID-19 continues to wreak havoc on the Irish educational system, with thousands of Leaving Certificate students around the country still ... -
BREAKING: Okay, This Really Isn’t Funny Anymore
THE ongoing Covid-19 pandemic and the accompanying restrictions have combined to dry up the very last drops of joy, laughter ... -
Fair Bit Of Heat In That Sun, Confirm Scientists
SCIENTIFIC experts who monitor the heat emanating from our nearest star have confirmed today that yes, there is a fair ... -
Family On Way To Holiday Home In Wexford Engaged In Shoot-Out With Gardaí
WWN are keeping a close eye on a developing situation on the N11 at the moment, where a division of ... -
Local Woman Has Already Eaten Easter Egg & Back Up Easter Egg
THE DOOMS DAY scenario local woman Rachel Scollan had denied was ever a possibility has arrived today, as the 25-year-old ... -
Gardaí Establish Checkpoints To Stop Spread Of Dub Virus To Countryside
IN THE WAKE of fears that some Dublin based residents might use the Easter holidays to decamp to holiday homes ... -
Man Becomes Fluent In Spanish, Completes Physics Degree & Learns To Code While Patiently Waiting ...
A LOCAL Dublin man has put the seemingly infinite time between being tested for the Covid-19 and receiving his results ...