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‘Fast Track’ Apartments To Come With Celtic Tiger Era Deficiencies
A GOVERNMENT scheme which will see 1,000 ‘fast track’ apartments built around the country has come with a cast iron ... -
Taoiseach Criticises Media For Not Licking His Hole 24/7
THE TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has hit out at the media, bemoaning the horrible reality that, as magnaminous leader of the ... -
Theresa May Delays Brexit Negotiations Until Love Island Is Over
LOOKING for all possible ways to delay having to come up with her first negotiation position that isn’t built on ... -
Ireland Request Seat At UN Big Person Table For Important Things
THE IRISH government’s UN charm offensive continues in New York today despite the fact the country has an underfunded police, ... -
Dublin Bus To Be Revamped Perfectly Without Any Issues
THE NEW revamped Dublin Bus service which will see a quicker more efficient transport network serve the city with a ... -
“I Fucking Dare Anyone To Run Against Me”
CURRENT president of Ireland Michael D. Higgins smirked at reporters earlier today after being asked about potential opponents in a ... -
New Garda Commissioner Watches ‘Training Day’ As Part Of Induction Training
INCOMING GARDA Commissioner Drew Harris is set to sit himself down in front of the TV to watch the Denzel ... -
Lowry 2-0 Ireland
THE Republic of Ireland was said to be devastated following a crushing 2-0 defeat against old rival Lowry after yet another disappointing performance ... -
Chinese Takeaways To Enforce One Dish For The Rest Of Your Life Rule
A NEW ruling by the Chinese takeaway dynasty has decreed that from now on, only one dish will be available ... -
BREAKING: David Drumm Released On Good Behaviour After Arriving At Prison
CITING his exemplary record within the first 14 seconds as a prisoner, disgraced former Anglo banker David Drumm has been ...