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Fuel Prices Set To Soar After ‘Something Really Complicated Happened Somewhere Foreign Or Something’ , ...
FUEL prices are set to soar even higher this month after ‘something really complicated happened somewhere foreign or something’ say distributors. Four ... -
“All My Facebook Friends Think I’m Really Cultured Now” Says Guy Who Translated Name To ...
A DUBLIN man has confirmed today that all his Facebook friends think he is ‘really cultured now’ after translating his ... -
“I’m Fucking Deadly Looking With This Trendy Scarf And Jacket”, Says Guy Attending Art Exhibition
A TRAMORE man said he was ‘fucking deadly looking‘ with his new ‘trendy scarf and jacket’ at an art exhibition in Waterford ... -
Waterford Woman Who Couldn’t Be Arsed Watching ‘Kony 2012’ Video, Shares It Anyway
A COUNTY Waterford woman has admitted today to sharing the ‘Invisible children Kony 2012’ video without actually bothering to watch ... -
Unemployed Must ‘Pretend’ To Look For Jobs, Says Burton
THE Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, has warned today that the long term unemployed must now ‘pretend’ to look for ... -
Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs
HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections ... -
Mourners Post Really Funny Crack ‘Tribute Jokes’ To The Late Great Whitney Houston
THOUSANDS of mourning Irish men and women posted really funny crack ‘tribute jokes’ on Facebook today in an emotional memorial ... -
WIT Student’s Assignment In Jeopardy As Wikipedia Blacks-Out For Day Of Protest
A Waterford Institute of Technology student said today that a college assignment he has due for tomorrow is now in ... -
Tracey Wasn’t Generous And Never Had A Smile On Her Face, Say Friends Of Murder ...
FRIENDS and colleagues of murder victim Tracey Cook said today she never had a smile on her face, wasn’t generous ... -
lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences
THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are ...
