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Neighbour Who Owns Dog That Barks All Night Actually Finds It Quite Soothing
WATERFORD RESIDENT and dog-owner, Ciaran Chapman, said today that he finds his dogs late night barking, actually quite soothing, and ... -
Google Glass Rendered ‘Completely Useless’ After Porn App Ban, Confirms Men
MEN AROUND the world said today that the recent porn app ban on Google Glass has rendered the devise ‘completely ... -
‘I Only Go Into Xtravision To Get Movie Download Ideas’, Admits Waterford Man
A COUNTY Waterford man admitted today that he only goes into Xtravision to get movie download ideas. Adrian Kehoe told ... -
‘Abortion Morally Unacceptable Unless Its Covered Up Properly’, Says Vatican
THE VATICAN has described the proposed abortion legislation published by the Irish Government this week to be “morally unacceptable, unless ... -
“Your Dog Is Shit And Out-Dated” Thinks Husky Owner
A SAKHALIN Husky owner admitted thinking today that your dog is absolutely shit and out-dated compared to his dog. Jamie Taylor was ... -
Worlds First Ever Facebook Like And Share Competition Winner Finally Announced
THE WORLDS first ever winner of a Facebook like and share competition winner was finally announced today in the US. ... -
Call-Centre Employee ‘Devastated’ As Aunt From England Dies Third Time This Year
WATERFORD CALL-CENTRE employee Richard Jones is said to be devastated today after his aunt from England died for a third time this ... -
Two Thirds Of Mortgage Holders Struggling To Give A Fuck About Other Third In Arrears
TWO THIRDS of mortgage holders, who are up to date with their mortgage payments, are struggling to give a flying fuck ... -
HMV: Voucher Holders Will Just Have To Download Their Movies And Music Like Everyone Else
A SPOKESPERSON for HMV suggested to voucher holders today to ‘download’ their movies and music like everyone else does. In ... -
Electric Ireland: Price Hikes Unavoidable As ‘Electricity Pole Crops’ Fall Victim To Wet Summer
ENERGY provider Electric Ireland (formally ESB) announced today that a new 6% increase in electricity prices was ‘unavoidable’ due to a ...
