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“Your Dog Is Shit And Out-Dated” Thinks Husky Owner
A SAKHALIN Husky owner admitted thinking today that your dog is absolutely shit and out-dated compared to his dog. Jamie Taylor was ... -
Worlds First Ever Facebook Like And Share Competition Winner Finally Announced
THE WORLDS first ever winner of a Facebook like and share competition winner was finally announced today in the US. ... -
Call-Centre Employee ‘Devastated’ As Aunt From England Dies Third Time This Year
WATERFORD CALL-CENTRE employee Richard Jones is said to be devastated today after his aunt from England died for a third time this ... -
Two Thirds Of Mortgage Holders Struggling To Give A Fuck About Other Third In Arrears
TWO THIRDS of mortgage holders, who are up to date with their mortgage payments, are struggling to give a flying fuck ... -
HMV: Voucher Holders Will Just Have To Download Their Movies And Music Like Everyone Else
A SPOKESPERSON for HMV suggested to voucher holders today to ‘download’ their movies and music like everyone else does. In ... -
Electric Ireland: Price Hikes Unavoidable As ‘Electricity Pole Crops’ Fall Victim To Wet Summer
ENERGY provider Electric Ireland (formally ESB) announced today that a new 6% increase in electricity prices was ‘unavoidable’ due to a ... -
High Court Considering ‘On The Spot Fines’ For Sexual Assault Cases Involving Rich Businessmen
THE IRISH high court today said it is considering ‘on the spot fines’ for all sexual assault cases brought against ... -
‘That’s Not What Your Mother Said Last Night’, Claims Friend Of Dublin Man
A LONG time friend of Dublin man James Dunphy claimed earlier that a comment made during a conversation at the ... -
Death Of Young Woman Even More Tragic Now That She Was ‘A Fine Thing’
THE untimely death of 21-year-old Jessica Harris last Tuesday evening was said to be even ‘more tragic now’ after images ... -
Millions Of Odd Socks Also Discovered In Large Hadron Collider, Claim Scientists
HUNDREDS of millions of odd socks were said to be among just some of the strange items discovered in the large Hadron ...
