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Local Man Delighted After Winning Imaginary Argument With Boss In His Head
IN what has been hailed as one of his biggest victories to date, junior executive Martin Brophy punched the air ... -
Coffee Shops To Outnumber People By 2025
WITH the number of coffee shops in the country currently just under two million, experts are now predicting that figure ... -
Insufferable Bitch Just Can’t Seem To Find The Right Guy
WICKLOW Woman and insufferable bitch Suzanne Horan has expressed her regret at not being able to find the right guy, ... -
Trócaire Boxes Perfect Place To Keep Change For The Bus
UP and down the country truly awful people welcomed the return of Trócaire boxes to Irish households as they never ... -
Water Chestnuts Are Fucking Awful, Chinese Restaurants Finally Told
THE nation has come together as one voice today in a bid to rid Chinese take away meals of water ... -
Opinion Of Guard Changed From ‘Prick’ To ‘Sound’ After Not Doing Lad For Car Tax
PUBLIC opinion of a young Guard in a rural town has received an upgrade from “prick” to “sound” in the ... -
Couple Ecstatic Following Birth Of Perfect Excuse For Declining Invites To Just About Everything
A DUBLIN couple were this morning expressing their joy at becoming parents to a wonderful excuse to get out of ... -
Child Suffers Playground Rating Downgrade From Fraidy-Cat To Shibby-Shite
THE playground stock of a young Dundalk child took a further hit this morning, after heavy losses on a series ... -
Wikipedia Ends Pointless Argument In Pub 34 Minutes Earlier Than Expected
REGULARS in Frankie O’Hara’s Bar were witness to yet another mind-numbing pub argument ending prematurely after the intervention of Wikipedia. ... -
Sick Day Excuses You Used For School Work Perfectly Well For Work, Finds Study
A RECENT study has found that a large number of adults wishing to bunk off work by ringing in sick ...