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Teenagers Life 100% More Interesting Now After Dyeing Blue Stripe In Her Hair
THE life of a Dublin teenager just got a whole lot more interesting now after the inclusion of a stripe ... -
Mike Hunt Finally Ready To Forgive Parents
A SLIGO man named Mike Hunt has today issued a statement in which he admits that he’s ready to forgive ... -
Man Throws Himself In Front Of Car To Avoid Awkward Chit-Chat With Old Boss
AMBULANCES were on the scene this morning at what is believed to the latest in a series of incidents caused ... -
Unfunny & Joyless Overweight Man Struggling With Society’s ‘Jolly’ Expectations
OVERWEIGHT Galway native Martin Ferris is said to be struggling with society’s expectation of him due to his portly exterior, ... -
Dozens Attend Pro Life Protest Outside Teenager’s Bedroom Who Insists On Aborting Sperm
A SMALL but vocal protest from a Pro Life group Shut Up, Keep It (SUKI) is taking place outside the ... -
Tunisian Gunmen Attack Irish Couple’s Summer Holiday Plans
IRISH couple, Lydia Evans and Tom Cullen are said to be devastated after a shocking and reprehensible attack on the ... -
Dolled Up Mother Uses Child For Selfie Excuse Again
A GALWAY woman has reportedly used her own child as a selfie excuse for the second time today, it has been revealed. After ... -
People With Monday Off Before St. Patrick’s To Spend Day Being Smug Pricks
OFFICIAL reports issued this morning have confirmed that those with today off will spend the day celebrating their four-day weekend ... -
Woman Telling Everyone She’s 84 Looking For A Fucking Medal Or Something
A COUNTY Waterford woman telling everyone her age at an art exhibition yesterday evening was probably looking for a fucking ... -
Parents Told To Get All Their Smacking Of Their Kids In Now As It’s Set ...
FOLLOWING findings by the Council of Europe Irish parents have been told to get all their smacking of their children ...