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Man On Diet Takes Massive Dumps Before Weigh-In
IN a bid to make sure that his weekly weigh-in has as impressive a weigh-drop as possible, local dieter Martin Killingham ... -
Leinster To Be Renamed Dublin
STARTING in 2018, the province of Leinster is to undergo a complete rebranding, and is expected to be known simply ... -
Revealed: The Gruelling Training Required To Be An Elite Single
IT’S 6am on a freezing February morning, and WWN are doing star-jumps in the lashing rain on a Tramore beach ... -
“Iran Must Seek Peace Or We’ll Nuke Them Out Of Existence” Confirms US
THE World awoke this morning to the familiar sound of a US administration hinting that it would be open to ... -
Hunt Is On To Find €2 Scratch Card Winner
THE hunt is on this evening for Ireland’s latest winner after a mystery player matched €2 on a scratch card, ... -
‘You’re Fucking Welcome’, Europe Tells Ireland After €13bn Apple Tax Ruling
EUROPEAN Commissioner for Competition, Margrethe Vestager, who investigated Apple’s European tax affairs has insisted that the vast majority of the ... -
Stunning Local Girl Makes Everyone Else In Selfie Look Like A Fucking Mutant
THE close friends of a particularly attractive young Waterford woman have today announced that they will no longer pose for ... -
Eric Trump Defects To North Korea
THE HIGHEST-RANKING defector from America in years said that the days of the country’s leadership were “numbered,” and that its ... -
Man Hooked Up To Alcohol Drip After Completing Dry January
A LOCAL man has been rushed to hospital for an emergency alcohol infusion, after collapsing from the effort of staying ... -
UCD Place Waterford Student As Last Resort On Their CAO Application
WITH the CAO deadline of 5.15pm this Wednesday evening fast approaching students around the country are studying the various courses ...