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Doomsday Clock In Man’s Car Still Set To The Old Time
A LOCAL man has admitted that he still hasn’t changed the time of the doomsday clock in his car to ... -
British PM To Discuss Whatever Random Thought Comes Into Trump’s Head Next
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today ... -
7-Year-Old Takes Bigger Shits Than His Father
A COUNTY Waterford father has today admitted to being slightly jealous of his 8-year-old’s stools, stating they were far bigger ... -
Trump Demands Burritos Be Renamed “Freedom Wraps”
AS relations between the US and Mexico continue to crumble over the onerous issue of immigration and ‘the wall’, President ... -
Ed Sheeran Gigs Give Miserable Bastard Something To Complain About
A WATERFORD based miserable bastard has rejoiced at the news international singer-songwriting sensation Ed Sheeran will once again be playing ... -
5 Fears Only An Irish Person Who Has Won €88mn In The EuroMillions Can Relate ...
IF you are an Irish person who just won €88 million in the EuroMillions lottery jackpot, then you are going ... -
Bloodbath Fears As Gardaí Arrest Notorious Kinahan Henchman ‘Mr Silly’
GARDAÍ in Dublin are today celebrating a small but significant milestone in battling the ongoing Kinahan/Hutch feud after arresting what ... -
WWN Reviews: The New IRA
WWN REVIEWS the latest release from genre defying, Queen denouncing purveyors’ of RepubliPop The New IRA. Despite activity on their ... -
20% On Social Welfare Can Still Afford Rent, Warns Terrifying Study [UPDATED]
A TERRIFYING new study has sent shockwaves through communities with desirable postcodes, suggesting almost as many as 20% of people ... -
Trump Reinstates Ducking Stool
“DOES it work? Listen, I’ve talked to a lot of historians, okay, the best historians, and they’ve all told me ...