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Non-Man United Fans Inconsolable After Mourinho Sacking
SCENES of eyes red raw from sobbing have been reported around Premier League grounds which are not Old Trafford as ... -
How To Cope If Your Kid Asks Santa For Big Bottle Of Palm Oil
A CHILD’S belief in Santa Claus is a beautiful, magical thing that is fragile, tender and finite. There are only ... -
If Home Alone Happened In Real Life
HOME Alone tells the high-jinx filled story of the McCallister family, who accidentally go on holidays without their 8-year-old son ... -
Cost Of Pie N’ Mash N’ Eels N’ Dripping Set To Soar Under No-Deal Brexit
BRITONS across Britain have been advised to stockpile basic necessities such as fish n’ chips, lovely cuppas and Catherine Tate ... -
Government Letting Calls From Rural Ireland Go To Voicemail
DESPITE a variety of equally troubling and intriguing news stories involving rural Ireland and its recurring issues hitting the headlines ... -
Humanely Euthanising United Fans To Put Them Out Of Their Misery, A Guide
IF YOU feel compelled to bring an end to the seemingly unending suffering of the nearest and dearest Manchester United ... -
Roscommon Eviction: Pile On In The Comment Section Here
SETTLE IN, get comfy and let it rip. While we’re sure there is no shortage of online or public venues ... -
Hollywood Actress Marilyn Monroe Passes Away Aged 92
HOLLYWOOD movie icon and singer Norma Jean Baker aka Marilyn Monroe, who was best known for her roles in Some Like It Hot and Monkey Business, passed ... -
Local Man’s House Now 80% Extension Cords
A WATERFORD family have tearfully pleaded with their father to stop decorating their house with festive illuminations, as the 3-bedroom ... -
Tragic Day For Ireland As Abortion Law Makes It Harder To Control Women
WITH the Seanad voting to pass the The Health (Regulation of Termination of Pregnancy) Bill 2018 it is now left ...