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Zoo Panda’s Finally Mate After Introduction Of Samantha Brick Mask
A pair of Chinese pandas at Edinburgh Zoo have finally mated after a Samantha Brick mask was placed on the female bears ... -
Government Facing Shortage Of New Tax Ideas To Piss People Off With
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that it is now facing a shortage of new tax ideas to piss people off with. ... -
Fuel Prices Set To Soar After ‘Something Really Complicated Happened Somewhere Foreign Or Something’ , ...
FUEL prices are set to soar even higher this month after ‘something really complicated happened somewhere foreign or something’ say distributors. Four ... -
Castro And Benedict XVI Expected To Swap Really Funny Dictator Stories Over Next Few Days
CUBAN authorities laid out the red carpet today for the visiting absolute-monarch of The Vatican City, Pope Benedict XVI – ... -
“All My Facebook Friends Think I’m Really Cultured Now” Says Guy Who Translated Name To ...
A DUBLIN man has confirmed today that all his Facebook friends think he is ‘really cultured now’ after translating his ... -
WWN’s 6 key findings In The Mahon Tribunal Report
The Mahon Tribunal has published its final report on corruption in the planning process yesterday. Below is a list compiled ... -
New Images Of Titanic Show Ship Is Still Pretty Much ‘Sunk’
ASTOUNDING new images of the Titanic show the ship is still pretty much sunken under 12,500ft of water and not ... -
Fine Looking Bird With Nice Arse Accuses Male Colleagues Of Sexual Harassment
A FINE looking bird with a nice arse has accused several of her innocent male WWN colleagues of sexual harassment over a fourteen month ... -
Minister For Justice Seeks Death Penalty For Home Invasions
THE Minister for Justice, Alan Shatter, has said he will pass a mandatory death penalty sentence for burglars and trespassers who continue to break the law ... -
Pregnant ‘Virgin’ Mary Not Sure What Excuse She’ll Give Joesph This Time
A VERY pregnant ‘virgin’ Mary told WWN today that she is not too sure what excuse she will give her ...