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Joan Burton Will Make The Perfect ‘Yes Woman’, Confirms IMF
THE International Monetary Fund have publicly backed Joan Burton as the next leader of the Labour party, stating she will ... -
Northern Ireland Never Liked Rory McIlroy Anyway
Following widespread speculation Rory McIlroy made the decision to represent Ireland in golf at the next Olympics. The 2-time major ... -
Basking Shark Bitten By Corkman
There was panic in the waters off the coast of the Rebel County yesterday when a basking shark was bitten ... -
Tax Evading Company To Employ Some More Locals Here For A Bit
Good news for Irish jobs yet again as the Government have come out from under a rock somewhere to announce ... -
Shock As ‘What Happened Next Will Shock You’ Headline Didn’t Shock You In The Slightest
A RARE instance of outrage spreading online has seen a number of websites that specialise in vacuous and faux-empathic content ... -
Dad With Zero Cooking Skills Insists On Manning BBQ
THERE was high drama in Carlow yesterday as a husband refused to surrender control of the grill during a family ... -
Nivea Launches Factor 500 Sunscreen For Gingers
SKIN CARE company Nivea announced today they will manufacture and distribute the worlds first sunscreen with an SPF of 500, ... -
Harry Styles Has Himself Castrated As Part Of New Religion
THOUSANDS of One Direction fans were left in shock today after news that band member Harry Styles had voluntarily been ... -
‘Sunburnt T’Fuck’ Warning Issued For Wednesday
As the sunny weather approaches Ireland that has long since been proven to be scientifically impossible, Met Éireann has been ... -
Parents Call For Parish Priest To Supervise Leaving Cert Stripper Party
PARENTS of young adults with eyes have called on a local parish priest to supervise a Leaving Cert party which ...