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Teachers To Go On One Last Coke Binge Before School Re-Opens
PRIMARY and secondary school teachers are today embarking on one last drink and drug fuelled rampage before knuckling down to ... -
Co-Worker Who Mentioned Christmas Immediately Fired
NEWS reaching WWN from the Waterford business community today suggests that one woman working in Hegarty Financial Consultants was fired ... -
Al-Qaeda To Sue ISIS For Copyright Infringement
THE world’s most feared terrorist organisations are to battle it out in a Suadi court next month as the Islamic ... -
Friend Back From Australia Telling Everyone What’s Wrong With Ireland
A REFRESHED and enviously tanned Mark Gregory returned to Ireland this week after a year away working in Australia and ... -
Mayo Garda Finally Books That Guy Who Bullied Him In Primary School
A YOUNG Mayo cop is this morning waking up with the fresh scent of sweet justice in his lungs, after ... -
Irish Rail Strike To Save Commuters Billions In Travel Expenses
REGULAR Irish Rail commuters are expected to save billions in travel expenses next week after a planned five day strike ... -
Balotelli Tells Liverpool Fans He Has Matured While Urinating From Helicopter
LIVERPOOL fans have responded to the news that Mario Balotelli is set to join their club with some trepidation, mainly ... -
People From Dublin To Move To Northern Ireland Where It’s Safe
THOUSANDS of Dubliners are taking drastic measures to get away from the gangland violence which is claiming more and more ... -
Irish Lad Who Doesn’t Drink Anymore Asked ‘Why Not?’ Every Two Minutes
Dermot Foley, a Kilkenny man, has shocked his local community with revelations involving his consumption of alcohol. Dermot, 25, announced ... -
Attention Whore Desperately Waiting To Be Nominated For Ice Bucket Challenge
A SOUTH Dublin based woman is today beginning her fourth day of waiting to be nominated for the Ice Bucket ...