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Car Insurance Companies Just Picking Figures Out Of Their Holes, Says Report
A DAMNING new report from the Central Statistics Office has revealed that when it comes to calculating the price of ... -
“I’m So Fucking Awesome Looking,” Thinks 12-Year-Old Smoking E-Cigarette Outside Lidl
SOON to be first year student Kate Wilson came to the conclusion last night that smoking an electronic cigarette outside ... -
Holy Water 30% Less Holy Than A Decade Ago, Reveal Experts
A CRACK team of Catholic Church experts have revealed that over the past decade holy water has as much as ... -
16-Month-Old Man Utd Fan Knows Nothing But Pain
THE growing plight of Manchester United fans the world over has been highlighted today with the launch of a number ... -
Teachers To Go On One Last Coke Binge Before School Re-Opens
PRIMARY and secondary school teachers are today embarking on one last drink and drug fuelled rampage before knuckling down to ... -
Co-Worker Who Mentioned Christmas Immediately Fired
NEWS reaching WWN from the Waterford business community today suggests that one woman working in Hegarty Financial Consultants was fired ... -
Al-Qaeda To Sue ISIS For Copyright Infringement
THE world’s most feared terrorist organisations are to battle it out in a Suadi court next month as the Islamic ... -
Friend Back From Australia Telling Everyone What’s Wrong With Ireland
A REFRESHED and enviously tanned Mark Gregory returned to Ireland this week after a year away working in Australia and ... -
Mayo Garda Finally Books That Guy Who Bullied Him In Primary School
A YOUNG Mayo cop is this morning waking up with the fresh scent of sweet justice in his lungs, after ... -
Irish Rail Strike To Save Commuters Billions In Travel Expenses
REGULAR Irish Rail commuters are expected to save billions in travel expenses next week after a planned five day strike ...