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FAI Brings Back McCarthy, Glenroe, Guinness Breo & 100% Mortgages
THE FOOTBALL Association of Ireland has formally announced Mick McCarthy as the senior men’s football team’s new manager, returning to ... -
BREAKING: John Delaney Still FAI President
NEWS has broken in the last few moments confirming that FAI president John Delaney is still president of the FAI, despite ... -
Roy Keane Released Back Into Wild
THE football association of Ireland has taken Roy Keane out to the wilderness of rural Cork and released him back ... -
Common Person Under Impression He Can Like Rugby Too
A COMMON-as-fuck lower-middle class type who doesn’t live in an affluent area is for some reason under the impression that he has ... -
Coping With A Child That Has Interest In Playing Sports
IT can be one of the most devastating things that can happen to a parent; the realisation that one or ... -
“We Are Not Breaking Spending Rules” Confirms Gold-plated Man City Spokesperson
A MANCHESTER CITY spokesperson, made entirely out of gold, has rejected in the strongest terms possible claims by Der Spiegel ... -
Declan Rice Completely Erased From Memory Of Irish Football Fans
UTILISING mind-wiping technology which first appeared science documentary Men In Black, Irish football fans have been given the option of ... -
The GAA Celebrates Going 5 Minutes Without Mass Brawl
JUBILANT scenes were observed in GAA HQ as well as in county boards around the country after fine upstanding pillars ... -
Local Man Asked To Stop Comparing Every Sport To Hurling
WATERFORD man William Shannon has been begged by his family and friends to just try and enjoy sports that aren’t ... -
Ronaldo Unlikely To Receive A Rapist’s Welcome At Old Trafford
DESPITE damning and sobering revelations contained in a series of Der Spiegel articles published in recent weeks which allege Cristiano ...