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Liverpool Fans Explain Finishing 2nd Is Actually A Massive Achievement
DESPITE their team possessing a commanding lead at one point this season, Liverpool fans have today explained to other football ... -
Missing Persons Alert Issued For Team That Beat All Blacks In November
GARDAÍ have been working around the clock since the final whistle of Ireland’s 6 Nations clash against Italy in Rome ... -
Local Man Still Pretending To Like Sports Just To Fit In
YET another sad chapter has been added to the life of fake sport enthusiast and local man, Cian Kearney. With ... -
Increasing Number Of Liverpool Fans Left With No Fingernails
FOLLOWING on from a nervy Champions League first leg tie against Bayern Munich and awaiting Sunday’s cagey match against a ... -
Local Man Has His Own Lyrics To Champions League Song
ALTHOUGH last year’s Champions League final drew an estimated 180 million viewers worldwide, with each viewer singing a different version ... -
Postman Paralyzed After Delivering Valentines To Local GAA Star
SURGEONS in Westmeath are battling to save the spine of a Mullingar postman who was crushed under the weight of ... -
Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day
HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing ... -
Irish Rugby Bandwagon Enjoys First Week Off In Ages
THE LONGTIME operator of the Irish rugby bandwagon service has admitted to being relieved after learning he will have his ... -
Rugby For Wankers Anyway, Agree Irish
A NEWLY-produced report on the relevance of the game of rugby to Irish people has shown that ‘it’s just a ... -
“People Who Don’t Like Ticket Increase Are Soccer Hooligans”: GAA
DEFENDING THEIR decision to hike prices for the Allianz League games by as much as 33%, the GAA have stated ...