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Ronnie O’Sullivan Wins Some Bollocks Tournament That He Couldn’t Be Arsed With
SNOOKER legend Ronnie O’Sullivan has clinched a sixth World Title in whatever that tournament was that he competed in last ... -
Tipp Girl Wearing County Jersey Everywhere
DETERMINED not to let the coronavirus pandemic come between her and her public adoration of her county team, Tipperary woman ... -
Local Man Afraid To Watch Cricket In Case He Likes It
THE ongoing series of test matches between England and Pakistan is of no interest to 7-year-old James O’Brien, who is ... -
Jonny Evans Revealed As A Man Utd Sleeper Agent
A SCANDAL as astonishing as recent revelations of Russian interference in British politics has been discovered at the very heart ... -
De Gea Regrets Experimental Hand Swap Surgery
IN THE WAKE of his latest high profile blunders in the FA Cup semi-final against Chelsea, Manchester United goalkeeper David ... -
Zidane Wins Appeal Over Bald Fraud Conviction
AN EGREGIOUS miscarriage of justice that has been the subject of several Making A Murderer style documentaries on online streaming ... -
Nation Suffers PTSD Flashbacks After Serving Time In Jackie’s Army
A CRIPPLING bout of emotionally charged Post-Tournament Success Disorder flashbacks have been happily and enthusiastically reported by Ireland’s grizzled veterans ... -
Camouflaged County Team Returns To Training Under Cover Of Darkness
ABSEILING down the interior of a disused well on an abandoned farm which leading to a series of interconnecting tunnels, ... -
Choosing Liverpool As ‘His Club’ At Age 7 Finally Pays Off For Local Man
WATERFORD man Eric Wilson is congratulating himself for ‘playing the long game’ when it comes to choosing a football team ... -
Court Hears John Delaney Still An Awful Prick
FORMER FAI CEO John Delaney has made the news again today as part of an ongoing OCDE investigation into the ...
