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Nation Calls On Government To Postpone Anglo Inquiry In Favour Of Lions Snub Inquiry
THOUSANDS of angry Irish people are expected to take to the capitals streets today in protest of Irish rugby players, ... -
Blow To Chewing Gum Manufacturer Following Fergie Exit
CHEWING GUM manufacturer Wrigley’s announced today it will be scaling down production following news of Alex Ferguson’s retirement yesterday afternoon. ... -
‘Cody Should Take The Rest Of The Year Off, Just In Case’ Agrees Every Other ...
EVERY COUNTY hurling team manager in the country today agreed that Kilkenny coach Brian Cody should take the rest of ... -
Country Holds It’s Breath As Minister For Finance Puts Entire EU Bailout Fund On 9/4 ...
THE Republic of Ireland will be holding it’s breath today as the entire European/IMF bailout fund (€80bn) was put on ... -
‘Irish Quitter Gene’ Behind McIlroy Walk-Off, Claim British Golf Enthusiasts
BRITISH Golf enthusiasts have pinned the blame on Rory McIlroy’s ‘Irish quitter gene’ today, following his dramatic walk-off from the Honda Classic ... -
White Footballs Banned Over ‘Racist’ Fears
A PREMIER League Inquiry into racism has found that white footballs come across as racist to black players and have ... -
Trapattoni Translator Manuela Spinelli To Play Midfield Against Germany Tomorrow
GIOVANNI Trapattoni has handed a midfield position to personal translator Manuela Spinelli against World Cup semi-finalists Germany tomorrow. Ireland’s most famous translator will ... -
Cody: ‘I Will Stomp A kitten For Every Point We Concede’
KILKENNY hurling manager Brian Cody has threatened his team by promising to kill a kitten for every point they concede ... -
Police Probe ‘Big Girls Blouse’ Tweet Made Against Poor Innocent Footballer
BRITISH Police are investigating a series of nasty comments made against a Premiership footballer after a complaint was made earlier ... -
Dalglish: ‘Liverpool Are Fucking Shit Anyway’
SACKED Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish told a press conference today that he is absolutely delighted at the clubs decision to fire him ...
