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Argumentative Assholes Suddenly Discover Interest In Tennis
THE SPORT of tennis has recorded a sudden and unprecedented number of new fans, all seemingly from the same corner ... -
“There’s Always Euro 2060” Confirm Irish Fans
IRISH FANS desperately trying to find a silver lining to being embarrassed and outclassed by Wales, in no small part ... -
Novelty Kinda Wearing Off, Admit Dubs
THE capital headed to bed early last night following the Dublin senior team’s fourth consecutive All-Ireland GAA victory, with most ... -
Referee Fired For Not Orchestrating Hurling Final Replay
WHILE the Nation was in the wake of being afflicted with teary-eyed patriotic pride upon witnessing yet another incomparable display ... -
Kilkenny Fans Turning Up To Croke Park Out Of Habit
A STEADY stream of understandably devastated Kilkenny locals have been turned away from Croke Park this morning after security staff ... -
Limerick & Galway Locals Shouldering Each Other In Preparation For Sunday’s Final
IN ANTICIPATION of Sunday’s All Ireland hurling final, and to ensure no quarter is given, no advantage handed over to ... -
Dublin Set To Give Tyrone 12-Point Head Start In All-Ireland Final
IN A BID to give the upcoming All-Ireland senior football final the false sense that Dublin could be usurped in ... -
Happiness Directly Linked To Whether Group Of Millionaires Beat Other Millionaires
RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport this morning confirms there is overwhelming evidence that a growing number of people’s happiness is ... -
Mourinho To Practice Latest Meltdown In Front Of Mirror
NOTING the ever dwindling impact of his attempts to place the blame on others for his own failings as a ... -
Man Stretching Before 5-A-Side Match Must Be Amazing
A 5-A-SIDE footballer who has gone to the trouble of partaking in an elaborate stretching routine must be an ex-professional ...