Category: WORLD NEWS

The Perfect US Gunman Just Years Away, Claims Media

WITH tragic shootings unfolding across America with ever increasing regularity, the Media has reassured the public that the perfect US gunman is only a matter of years away. “We were so, so very close with this latest one,” shared grinning Sky News editor Mags Cubbs, “he nearly had it all. He was misogynistic, tick, he… Read more »

EXCLUSIVE PICS: Kate Middleton’s Ass Exposed

WATERFORD Whispers News exclusively brings you Kate Middleton’s ass in all his glory. We have been given exclusive rights by the Middleton estate to show you the first ever images of the Duchess of Cambridge’s donkey, Dingo, who has been in the family for almost 19 years. The dingo was generously rescued by Kate’s father… Read more »

Russian Astronauts Seize Space Stations Toilet Paper In Tense Standoff With American Counterparts

INTERNATIONAL Space Station tensions escalated last night following a tense standoff between Russian and American astronauts over who owned the toilet paper. Explorer Mikhail Tyurin was reported to have “seized control” of the toiletries compartment in the station, which is situated at the Russian end of the orbiting vessel. Fellow countrymen Aleksandr Skvortsov and Oleg… Read more »