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Pippa Middleton's arse has parted with its cheeks, after an astonishing 28 years together. The buttocks of the younger sister of the Duchess of Cambridge announced on its website, pippamiddletonsarse.com, that the marriage was

THE Queen of England said she was 'fucking stoked' about her upcoming diamond jubilee celebrations, which will take place on the week-end of the 2-5 of June

AMERICA'S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep in their nice, cosy beds. The US director

AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film roles in Hollywood. A survey carried out by

SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull looking skin was revealed on the internet last year. An estimated

THE evil bastard cruise ship skipper of the doomed Costa Concordia was seen laughing in an Italian wine bar just three weeks ago, it was claimed yesterday. Francesco Schettino (52)

THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to extract vital information from dead Taliban fighters. Military

THE Ultimate Fighting Championship promotion company, which hosts some of the biggest mixed martial arts fights in the world, have decided to introduced chained man-eating tigers to

BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor of the News of the world or