Category: WORLD NEWS

“Fuck This, I’m Taking Back Control”

QUEEN Elizabeth II has called on the British Army to storm Number 10 Downing Street this evening in a bid to relieve current Prime Minister Theresa May and her staff of their duties, WWN has learned. In an unprecedented move which will no doubt change the face of British politics forever, the Queen has insisted that she will now… Read more »

America To Ban Single Use Bullets ​

THE UNITED States of America has voted overwhelmingly for a countrywide ban on all single use bullets, such as the lead round nosed, semi-jacketed and full metal jackets, WWN can confirm. The ban could be enshrined in US law by as early as July 2019 in a bid to cut down on the number of bullets entering… Read more »

ISIL Break Up Over Creative Differences ​

“It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce to the world that we – the members of ISIS – are going to go our separate ways over a series of internal disputes which we feel there is no possible way back from and we would like to thank all our followers for their incredible… Read more »

Boycotting Palm Oil The Next Great Big Cause In Local Woman’s Life

ENRAGED over the banning of a Christmas advertisement which highlighted the destruction caused by harvesting palm oil in the rainforest, veteran online campaigner Charlotte Rafferty has swooped into action by taking the issue to her Facebook news feed. “This is terrible,” Rafferty carefully typed into her cobalt dependant phone, “chopping down trees just for palm oil and leaving the poor baby monkey’s homeless…absolute  disgrace… Read more »