Category: LOCAL NEWS


“Honestly, I Can’t Be Fucked” Local Man Tells Work

A LOCAL WATERFORD man has informed the company he works for that he will not be attending the office premises for the remainder of this week, citing the fact ‘honestly, I can’t be fucked’, WWN can confirm. “Honestly, I can’t be fucked,” confirmed 32-year-old Andrew Gilmartin in official communication, via his mouth, with his employer… Read more »

Astonishing New Information Suggests Government Doesn’t Really Like Whistleblowers

NEW INFORMATION regarding the Tánaiste’s knowledge of the legal strategy to attack the credibility and motives of whistleblower Sergeant Maurice McCabe, suggests for the very first time that the government may view whistleblowers as a nuisance and not a key and integral part of improving institutions and eliminating corruption and malpractice. Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald first… Read more »