Category: LOCAL NEWS

Guide To Dating If You’re A Miserable Cunt

MORE and more tight-fisted Irish people are having to choose between the sting of loneliness and the sting of paying for a night out, as the dating scene in Ireland strays further and further away from just shifting the nearest person to you in a nightclub ten minutes before it closes, WWN can reveal. If… Read more »

Westlife Never Fucking Off

DEVASTATING reports reaching WWN this morning seem to confirm the worst fears of music fans everywhere. Fresh from their music being used to torture detainees in Guantanamo bay, Westlife are to reign further torture on the ear holes of the public as it seems they’re vowing to ‘never fucking off’. With fresh concert dates announced… Read more »

“He Tells It Like It Is” Waterford Father Backs Peter Casey For President

A LOCAL WATERFORD father who was only saying yesterday how he was looking for an excuse to be horribly ignorant and offensive has come out in defence of Irish presidential candidate Peter Casey, following his comments about the travelling community. “He tells it like it is,” confirmed 61-year-old Seán O’Plough, despite not hearing Casey’s comments… Read more »

An Bord Pleanála’s Guide To Rejecting Planning Permission

AN BORD PLEANÁLA’S decision to reject planning permission for Dublin City Council’s plans to pedestrianise College Green in Dublin has left many people scratching their heads, failing to grasp the rationale used by the State’s planning overlords. In an attempt to help the public better understand a succession of perplexing planning application rejections meted out… Read more »