Category: POLITICS

Border Fears Grow As Brexit Plan To Make It Even Harder To Buy Fireworks

ALTHOUGH the British government has insisted that there will be no Brexit-imposed return to a ‘hard border’ between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland, fears are growing for the future of the fireworks industry ahead of the Halloween 2017. With Downing Street reaffirming that trade across the border will remain ‘seamless and frictionless’, on-the-ground… Read more »

Leaked Photos Link Corbyn To Known International Terrorist

DAMNING photos which show Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn talking to a notorious international terrorist have been found online, reinforcing calls in Westminster for the traitor to step down. The photos, which span over the last 20 years, show Corbyn discussing matters of state with former Prime Minister Tony Blair, whose decision to commit British… Read more »

Toddler Banging On Pots And Pans Appointed As New White House Communications Director

“Hey! Look at me. I making music,” exclaimed newly appointed White House Communications director, 4-year-old Tabatha Charles, as she banged on several pots and pans with a pair of drumsticks in her first press conference this morning in Washington DC. The toddler, the daughter of billionaire property developer and Trump friend Jonathan Charles, was carefully… Read more »

“There’s No Fucking Way I’m Missing Burning Man Again This Year” Commissioner Defends Holiday

GARDA Commissioner Nóirín O’Sullivan will miss next week’s Policing Authority meeting because she is off on her holiday’s to North America, WWN can reveal. O’Sullivan is expected to take an extended five and a half week holiday from Friday, but insisted that she will be back in time for September’s authority meeting and regrets missing a number… Read more »

Varadkar ‘Didn’t Want To Go To G20 Anyways’

CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has issued a statement in which he stresses that he was ‘too busy to attend’ the recent G20 world leaders summit, even if he had been invited, which he wasn’t, but that’s ok, because he wouldn’t have been able to go anyways. The leaders of Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, France,… Read more »