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THE government spending watchdog retired aged twelve today after serving as the highest-profile senior civil servant in the country for nearly half his life. The Government yesterday signed off

MINISTER for finance, Michael Noonan, was admitted to hospital last night with a suspected head up his arse, a government spokesman said today. The Fine Gael politician was said to be

THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to extract vital information from dead Taliban fighters. Military

THE Dáil has announced it's decision today to pass a new law requiring that all door-security personnel must be able to string eight word sentences together, or more, as part

THE dismantling of the occupy Waterford camp at the clock tower was averted today after the Allied Irish Bank stepped in to sponsor the flailing group. After two whole months

THE Irish government have claimed in a statement today that people who go up north to shop for cheaper goods are 'fucking dicks'. Taoiseach Enda Kenny said he was appalled

PRESIDENT Barack Obama praised America's nine year "demolition" of Iraq, hailing the deaths of a measly 4,000 American troops compared to a whopping 120,000 Iraqi civilians as an "extraordinary

THE Department for social affairs has called for the withdrawal of child benefit payment from parents whose children have red hair and freckles. Minister for Social Protection, Joan Bruton,

NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment rehearsal of the viking invasion of Waterford City