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Fine Gael To Explore Putting Asylum Seekers Through New York Portal Installation
AS PART OF their latest attempt to prove they’re the ‘party of law and order’ after a brief sabbatical from ... -
Politicians Actually Quite Enjoying Using Human Beings As Political Pawns
GOVERNMENT politicians hailing from Ireland and the UK have admitted that it is ‘tremendous fun’ trying to score cheap political ... -
Resigning Scottish First Minister Lasts 8.1 Liz Trusses
THERE was a quiet and understated fist pump of celebration amidst the considerable embarrassment that is the resignation of Scotland’s ... -
Asylum Seekers Entering Ireland Via N. Ireland Asked To Pick Up Crates Of Beer On ...
AS THE PUBLIC attempts to wrap its head around the intricacies of having no border on the island of Ireland ... -
Irish Government Threaten Funding 10 More Series Of Mrs Brown’s Boys In UK Asylum Seeker ...
IN A SIGN that the diplomatic row relating to asylum seekers between the Irish and British governments has entered its ... -
“Eight Billion Surplus Divided By Five Million Is €1,600 Each” Local Man Points Out
WATERFORD man Jimmy Breen was quick off the mark with his calculator this week after hearing news that a government ... -
Sack Of Gangrenous Puss Announces MEP Bid
A LARGE sack of gangrenous puss grown in a lab by scientists has announced its bid for the European Elections, ... -
EU To Place Sanctions On Iran For Bombing Country That Killed 30,000 Civilians
SHOWING that no attack goes without serious financial punishment unless Palestinians are the target or victims, EU leaders pledged to ... -
Same Crowd Who Gave Nuns A Maternity Hospital Pledge To Get Abortion Services Reforms Right
THE SAME government that managed to give the Sisters of Charity, most famous for being charitable with their mistreatment of ... -
“Yeah But GDP” Minister For Finance Responds To Report Of Under 30s’ Low Mental Wellbeing
REASSURING the 92% of participants in a recent National Youth Council of Ireland (NYCI) study who reported low mental wellbeing ...