Category: POLITICS

BREAKING: Cunt Stirring Shit Again

MEDIA outlets across the UK & Ireland today have confirmed that a massive cunt is back stirring shit again, despite the shit being already stirred into a coagulated paste. Former UKIP leader and current cunt, Nigel Farage, has suggested that Britain should hold a second referendum on EU membership in a bid to silence those who do not want… Read more »

Harris ‘Sorry’ Everybody Getting Sick At The Same Time

THIS season’s Minister for Health, Simon Harris, has officially said sorry to patients for the fact they personally got sick at the same time, stating that he is committed to coasting through the situation as best he can. Speaking with his mouth earlier today, Mr. Harris said he would like to miraculously cure all the 592 people currently left waiting on… Read more »

Tories Defeat Themselves In Commons Brexit Vote

BRAVELY FENDING off their sworn enemies, the democracy hating Tories have vanquished their sternest foe, democracy hating Tories, by democratically voting to ensure the final Brexit deal between Britain and the EU must be voted on and approved by parliament. After emerging soberly yesterday morning from a night spent with unopened beer cans in a… Read more »