Pippa Middleton’s Arse Announces Split With Cheeks

Pippa Middleton’s arse has parted with its cheeks, after an astonishing 28 years together. The buttocks of the younger sister of the Duchess of Cambridge announced on its website,, that the marriage was over after it’s cheeks decided to go its separate ways last week. It wrote: “I am very sad to say that myself and cheeks have parted due to… Read more »

Kitten Does Something Really Fucking Cute For Camera

A YOUNG cat did something really fucking cute for it’s owners camera, who just happened to have her photography studio set up in her house, and has made several online newspapers around the world today. Carmel Murray was taking various shots around the home when she realised her 3 month old kitten was doing really fucking cute things in… Read more »

lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences

THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are splitting up after 240 years at the top. The group, one of the world’s most secret, was formed in Ingolstadt, upper Bavaria, in 1776 and went on to control the world by manipulating the minds of 7 billion… Read more »

New Social Network ‘Life’ Sweeps The Globe

A NEW social Network called ‘Life’ has been taking the world by storm and is already being topped as the number one platform for social interaction among friends and relatives. Launched only 3.85 billion years ago, the network has already surpassed 6.5bn members and is expected to reach 7 billion members by the end of… Read more »

One Winner Scoops €25 After Scratch Card Rollover

This week has been so exciting for Irish Lottery players with both the Winning streak and the easy money scratch card games forking out a record prize amount. Last night a man from Burr in Co.Offaly won a staggering €8 with a single scratch card lottery ticket, just ten days after another man, Michael Jacob,… Read more »

Dole Queue Causes 2 Hour Traffic Jam.

UNEMPLOYED people of Waterford once again formed a queue stretching 3km from the social welfare offices, on the Cork road, down to the end of Parnell street today. Traffic came to a total stand still from 9am to 11am this morning as there was no way around the huge volumes of people who were waiting… Read more »