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“I Have No Strong Feelings About The Referendum, Due To Being Dead”
CURRENTLY dead 1916 revolution leader Padraig Pearse has stepped forward to clarify his position on the upcoming referendum to repeal ... -
8 Royal Wedding Traditions
WITH the world reaching Royal Wedding fever pitch, now is as good a time as any to acquaint yourself with ... -
Heavy Drinkers Evolve To Grow Second, Spare Liver
IRISH doctors have heralded the evolution of some test subjects who have grown a second liver to compensate for their ... -
Racist Royal Family Fan Really Conflicted Ahead Of Wedding
A LOCAL Royal family fan and avowed racist has spoken for the first time of the conflict currently unfolding deep ... -
Embarrassing! Ben Bulben Didn’t Register To Vote In Time For Referendum
FAMOUS mountain and landmark Ben Bulben, which has its own thoughts, has been left red faced after it was discovered ... -
Can Fuel Laundering Survive A Hard Border? We Join The IRA To Find Out
MANY issues have arisen from the ongoing Brexit negotiations, most pertinent of all though is whether affordable laundered fuel provided ... -
Weetabix Unveil New Weedabix For Stoners
IN an attempt to corner the market and become the breakfast of choice among stoners, Weetabix is set to begin ... -
RTÉ Planning Respectful Debate On Contentious ‘Yanny or Laurel’ Issue
UNIVERSALLY recognised as a safe pair of hands when it comes to hosting and running a debate on contentious issues, ... -
Oh Great, Simon’s Gone & Written Us A Fuckin’ Love Song
DESPITE never ever giving Simon the impression we were anything other than friends (New Year’s Eve two years ago was ... -
Shell Unveils World’s First Animal Friendly Oil Spill
ENVIRONMENTALISTS the world over can breathe of a collective sigh of relief with the news that Shell have become the ...