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Independent Alliance Calls For More Mayonnaise Sachets In Restaurant Condiment Sets
MEMBERS of the Independent Alliance are calling on restaurants and cafes up and down the country to maintain an equal and ... -
‘Bloggers Unveiled’ Movie Starring Margot Robbie & Meryl Streep Due Out Next Year
CO-DIRECTED by Wonder Woman’s Petty Jenkins and Selma’s Ava DuVernay, the movie will star Margot Robbie as the titular Bloggers ... -
Famous Trans-Optimal Bio-Sequential Scientist Died & Everyone Is Making The Same Joke
THE PASSING of renowned micro trans-optimal bio-sequentialist scientist and all round legend Piotr Kindinsky has probably been all over your ... -
New ‘Late Late Late Late Show’ To Premier At 2.35am This Friday
IN A BID to gain the lion’s share of the audience struggling with insomnia and/or just coming home from being ... -
Amazing! These Young People Actually Go Out For Fun
ALTHOUGH the vast majority of people know better than to venture into town and city centres after dark on the weekend, studies ... -
Rookie Garda Disappointed With Amount Of Strip Club Visits During Investigations
EAGER young pup Garda Sean Hartin is enjoying his first year on the national police force, but has expressed some ... -
Empty Packet Of Tayto Cheese And Onion Announces Bid For Presidency
AN EMPTY packet of Tayto cheese and onion has announced that it is seeking a nomination to run in the ... -
Planet Venus Closest It’s Ever Been To Making The News
ASTRONOMERS worldwide believe that the second planet from the sun, Venus, is the closest now it has ever been to ... -
Dazed Couple Emerge From Sitting Room After 8 Week Love Island Binge
“Where are the kids? They’re still living with us, right?” asked wife and mother of three Janet Maher, as herself ... -
Nation One Riverdance Moment Away From Losing The Run Of Itself
A WORRYING report published by the Recurring Trend Institute of Ireland (RTII) has warned that the nation is just one ...