THE INCESSANT voice messaging of one Ainé Varley in a group chat titled ‘The Galzzz 🍷🍸👙’ has been the source of much discussion by members of the WhatsApp group in a separate secret chat in which the serial voice messager is not involved. Varley’s use of voice messages, which are often handier than typing stuff… Read more »
WWN have opened a case file to examine what links may exist between controversial political hopeful Gemma O’Doherty and some of the biggest pork processing corporations in the country; and we’re determined to blow the piggy lid right off this thing. We began our investigations into O’Doherty, a dead-cert for the Fingal seat in the… Read more »
A FURIOUS Mark Zuckerberg has returned to Facebook headquarters after a gruelling grilling at a congressional hearing over his social media platform’s poor policing of political information, and has vowed to make sure Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spends the rest of her life ‘waiting fucking tables’. Ocasio-Cortez known as ‘AOC’ took Zuckerberg to task on Facebook’s… Read more »
ALL eyes were on Apple yesterday, when… Christ. Jesus Christ. How many times can we write this same article over and over again. It’s a phone. It’s a God damned phone. It’s the same fucking phone they revealed last year, and the year before, and the year before… for ten years, the same thing. A… Read more »
CASUALLY USING your phone or casually not using your phone, the problem consumers face today is the fear that were they to open their mouths within earshot of a phone it would be listening in, waiting to log what is said and using it in a sinister way. Targeting you with ads or services. Manipulating… Read more »
THE advent of a superfast 5G on our shores presents the next generation with a whole slew of potentially fatal baseless health problems, including broadband-induced head cancer, gut rot, and liverwurst. To combat this, scientists PROBABLY ON THE SOROS PAYROLL have developed a 5G vaccine that will help inoculate our children and ourselves against the harmful… Read more »
CHANGES made to popular mindfulness app Hey Hey Calm Down There will require users to not only update their app, but also subscribe to a premium package if they want to continue their course of meditation and not be such a fucking whinge-bag all the time. The app, made by Waterford-based tech company Hardkore, has millions of… Read more »
HURLING lip filler kits, protein shakes, large gin glasses and kettle bells through the windows of Instagram offices in San Franciso a large crowd of narcissistic app users demanded an end to a trial which has seen Instagram hide the number of likes photos get from people scrolling through feeds. “Hey assholes,” shouted one muscular… Read more »
AN APP which uses peoples’ photos to artificially age them has proven to be a continued source of great enjoyment for users as well as a source of data harvesting, potential identify theft and general misuse by the application’s operators. Like most apps FaceApp has extensive terms and conditions no one reads and could therefore… Read more »
THE NSA spying on its own citizens in America, Google bowing to the Chinese government’s demands on censoring its citizens’ access to information, and Facebook playing a role in facilitating anti-Muslim propaganda from the Myanmar. It’s no wonder why people are calling on the Irish government to interfere and regulate tech firms. What does the… Read more »