FRIENDS of Bill Gates have yet to visit his killer new bachelor pad in an undisclosed Ring Of Fire location in the Pacific Ocean, but he assures them that they can call in whenever they like, he’s here all the time, and they ‘don’t have to worry about Melinda giving them shit’ if they play… Read more »
HORRIFIC scenes were reported today in Waterford where 32-year-old Mark Murphy suddenly went up in flames and suffered serious injuries. Authorities suspect the cause of the fire can be traced to Murphy previously pulling a USB stick out of his computer without safely removing it beforehand. “I asked him – ‘Mark?’, I said, ‘Mark, don’t… Read more »
ANNOUNCING their divorce after 27 years of marriage, speculation surrounding the fortune of Bill and Melinda Gates remains rampant, but WWN has seen an exclusive extract from the largely amicable proceedings and can reveal: – Bill will keep custody of Clippy, the office assistant, Melinda chose not to contest this point after Bill discovered she… Read more »
BILLIONAIRE businessman Elon Musk has unveiled a prototype tunnel in Los Angeles that he hopes will eradicate traffic congestion in major cities if adopted nationwide; but what exactly is the Boring Tunnel, and how soon will it replace normal, boring roads? Here’s everything you need to know: – At a length of 1.83km and a… Read more »
THEY’RE at it again. No matter how you try and avoid their public social media rantings, trolling comments with questionable racial undertones, your parents continue to live and breathe online in some kind of warped punishment that you never earned. Surprisingly, or not, Facebook has never banned your folks for their online behaviour. Sure, dad… Read more »
MANY Irish people have given up trying to downplay the success of the Limerick-born Collison brothers and their rampant, runaway digital empire now worth $95bn, but many more have yet to throw in the towel and are more than willing to keep flying the flag of begrudgery for another while. “They’ll never invest any of… Read more »
ENVIOUS social media users from across the world have expressed their palpable envy for Australians’ news-free Facebook experience. “Wow, lucky bastards; no crazy aunt arguing with you under the 50 racist Daily Mail articles she’s posted, no old school friend sharing anti-vaxx conspiracy theories. Those Aussies are living the dream,” confirmed one social media user… Read more »
WITH CASES exploding in the UAE and further restrictions put in place in Dubai resulting from an influx in influencer based travel to the tourist hotspot, WWN reached out to leading influencers in a bid to get their side of the story on their very important essential work. “This is my office and this is… Read more »
ATTRACTIVE young people with huge social media followings will be allowed to freely journey to sunlit climes to take pictures of themselves draped over a range of furniture, under a special exemption from incoming Covid travel restrictions due to their essential service to society as a whole, WWN has learned. “There are a number of… Read more »
WATERFORD’S foremost Qanon advocate and long-time conspiracy headcase Ian Rafferty is today wondering what somebody has to do to get kicked off Twitter these days, after years of venomous tweeting proved not enough to warrant an expulsion from the platform in the last couple of days. With some 70,000 alt-right members, white supremacists and Qanon… Read more »