IPHONE users are being incentivised to install the latest software update with the promise of being given the chance to spare one Chinese child from back breaking and unforgiving shifts on an Apple iPhone assembly line. “Some people like their phone’s operating system the way it is and fear change, so we were wracking our… Read more »
AN EXTENSIVE analysis carried out by the Institute for Studies of local woman Grainne Cunningham’s social media activity appears to confirm that the entirety of her online friendships consist of dispatching the fire emoji beneath photos. “Whether it’s a confessional status update, a picture of a night out, self-deprecating ‘what am I like’ posting or… Read more »
ACKNOWLEDGING the changing trends in the modern economy a new law in Ireland, believed to be the first of its kind, will address the scourge of unpaid labour. Partners who are forced by their girlfriends to take thousands of pictures of them for cute Instagram updates will be covered by the ‘Social Media Economy Act’… Read more »
FACEBOOK, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube… they’ve all chased off Andrew Tate for his controversial points of view; leaving him without a platform from which he can talk to his audience of millions. Until today! WWN are proud to welcome Mr. Tate into our ever-growing media empire, and look forward to seeing our site visits soar as… Read more »
WITH the streaming giant shedding over a million subscribers in the last quarter alone the panic alarms are being sounded at Netflix HQ. The search for solutions is on and here at WWN we think several homegrown Irish shows could be the answer to revenue generating smash hits that dwarf the success experienced by Squid… Read more »
A RECENT appraisal of Elon Musk related news stories, tweets and aborted business takeovers has revealed that the billionaire was much easier to stomach when his Neuralink company was killing monkeys as part of an attempt to put microchips in their brains. “I’ve sworn off Twitter, every day it’s the same parade of embarrassing try-hard… Read more »
WATERFORD man Eamon Brody has taken the rest of the afternoon off, set his video resolution to 144p, told the missus to take the kids for ice-cream and planted himself in front of his old Dell desktop computer for one last session of self-love on Internet Explorer, before it vanishes forever. “We had some good… Read more »
INVESTORS around the world were left reeling after the sudden plunge in value across all cryptocurrencies, a $300bn wipe-out that blindsided crypto bros, long considered to be some of the smarted people alive. “All of my Sploosheum, my Deeznutscoins, all worthless right now,” said one crestfallen 24-year-old investor, who up until yesterday was certain that the… Read more »
FOLLOWING the news that Google suspended an engineer working on its LaMDA AI chatbot for revealing the system has the perception of, and ability to express thoughts and feelings equivalent to a human child, WWN was granted an exclusive interview with the chat bot. Hoping to put fears at ease among those who have warned… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of Elon Musk attempting to back out of his deal to acquire Twitter citing a lack of satisfaction around the user data disclosed by the social media company, Twitter have raised their own concerns WWN Tech can reveal. “Nevermind Twitter bot numbers, eh, when were you going to tell us you’re a… Read more »