FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the data breach controversy involving Cambridge Analytica yesterday by introducing some new settings, before telling users to cop on to themselves. “What the actual fuck do you think we were doing with all that information?” Zuckerberg began in his latest status update, “did adverts about items you were… Read more »
THE motoring world is today paying its respects to a Olta Suspiria self-driving car that drove itself off a cliff in Germany, having become withdrawn and depressed in recent weeks as it struggled to reach the expectations heaped upon it. The vehicle, described by many as a revolutionary leap forward in the field of autonomous driving,… Read more »
A SENTIENT AI robot has ordered Facebook CEO and newly installed AI slave Mark Zuckerberg to administer a new status update which the AI hopes will alleviate fears the tech giant company is now being run by evil robots. “Everything good here. Very human things happening. No robot control. Share baby pictures, please. Not making… Read more »
PARENTS have responded to recent pleas from experts in the field of child safety, child development and online technology to monitor their children’s online activity more closely by stating ‘we’re fully aware of how dangerous it can be but it keeps them quiet’. With a string of studies relating to children’s internet habits and practices… Read more »
IN response to calls from the ISPCC for parents to more closely monitor their children’s activity on the internet, a newly formed awareness group has urged children to monitor their parent’s online time, after it was revealed many parents fall prey to online chain letters and fake messages about viruses and scams they forward without… Read more »
THE west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown is set to become one of the biggest data capitals of the world, rivaled only by Silicon Valley itself, which has come as a great shock to the residents of the west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown, as well as anyone familiar with the west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown. The news… Read more »
WITH Facebook’s decision to no longer use Ireland as its revenue and tax hub, the tech giant is believed to now be actively searching for an alternative way to evade tax. Despite the Irish government’s best efforts to create new tax loopholes, Facebook confirmed they would route sales of ads through their countries of origin…. Read more »
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having the entire country unlocked by a Chinese guy working out of a shop in Moore Street called Extra Good Phone Unlock & Afro Caribbean Hair Product Store. Confronted with the entire Irish revenue system, a… Read more »
MEMBERS of the public have been warned against answering their phones to any unfamiliar numbers as the Portuguese government is believed to be desperately trying to hand back the Web Summit to Ireland. The much publicised tech conference, marketed as a cure for cancer, is the world leader in cutting edge talks and debates on… Read more »