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New Facebook Dating Service Just Facebook
ALTHOUGH leaked details regarding Facebook’s new dating profile srvice have shown that the service is just basically Facebook, that hasn’t stopped ... -
Zuckerberg Bombarded With Facebook Ads For Suits, Haircuts
FACEBOOK Tsar Mark Zuckerberg is currently suffering from repetitive strain injury in his wrist, caused by having to ceaselessly click ... -
Is It Pronounced ‘Data’ Or ‘Data’?
AS A growing number of people become more and more concerned about, and aware of how tech companies, online publishers, ... -
Thousands Of Newsfeeds Affected Following Syrian Chemical Attack
A CHEMICAL attack which continues the incalculable suffering endured by innocent civilians in Syria has tragically interrupted thousands of people’s ... -
Irish Data Commissioner To Punish Facebook Once It Gets Dial Up Working
THE IRISH Data Commissioner’s office has been a hive of activity in recent days trying to grapple with the fallout ... -
“I Found The Problem” Zuckerberg Finds Rusty Old Wrench Jamming Server
FOLLOWING months of pressure from some of the world’s leading nations and security agencies, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has finally ... -
Delete Yourself. Now.
Dear Internet user, Please read the following open letter carefully, as this is the only correspondence you’re getting from us. ... -
Woman’s Phone Has Just 47 Apps Misusing Her Data After Deleting Facebook
SENSING a huge rush of relief cascade over her entire body, one local woman is down to just 47 apps ... -
“Here’s Some Settings, Now Fuck Off”
FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the data breach controversy involving Cambridge Analytica yesterday by introducing some new settings, ... -
Self-Driving Car Commits Suicide
THE motoring world is today paying its respects to a Olta Suspiria self-driving car that drove itself off a cliff in ... -
“Here’s Your Next Status Update, Don’t Try Anything Smart” AI Bot Orders Zuckerberg
A SENTIENT AI robot has ordered Facebook CEO and newly installed AI slave Mark Zuckerberg to administer a new status ... -
Children At Risk Online But It Keeps Them Quiet, Confirm Parents
PARENTS have responded to recent pleas from experts in the field of child safety, child development and online technology to ...
