DATING app Tinder has introduced a raft of new features aimed specifically at the rural Irish market, in a bid to attract new customers who feel that internet dating is something that only works for ‘them up in Dublin’, WWN can report. The new measures include: – A ‘shift my mate’ option where you can… Read more »
THE WORLD knows them as the stock models who gained internet fame through the ‘distracted boyfriend’ meme, but Carla Torres, Brian Delgado and Ffion Grainger know one another as an irreplaceable third of beautiful and rewarding polyamorous love story. How did ‘distracted boyfriend’ become real life polyamorous truple? “It’s funny, a lot of the online… Read more »
FRIENDS, co-workers and relatives of Waterford woman Sheila Connaughton have all made sure to complement her on the absolutely sick new noise-cancelling headphones she got for Christmas from her long-term boyfriend, before quickly changing the subject and moving on. “Wow, they must be so handy for when you’re on the bus and you just want… Read more »
NEVER are friends more needed or treasured than in times of personal crisis, none more heavy than an unceremonious dumping. Here’s all you need to know about being the friend your friend needs: Let them speak It’s an emotional – a break up. You’re there to be a shoulder to lean on, a friendly ear…. Read more »
A CONCERNING report issued by the International Alliance of Beleaguered Girlfriends has confirmed that all measures must be taken and no option too drastic to rule out when it comes to preventing your boyfriend from shaving off his beard. “I thought ‘lol’, wouldn’t it be fun for him to be clean shaven, see what he… Read more »
BEING single in the era of Covid isn’t exactly a pool party at the Playboy mansion, is it? Many people are long overdue the ride, and it’s important to monitor when you approach peak ‘I’d ride anything with a pulse’ status as the nation slowly but surely gets back to socialising. Beware of the telltale… Read more »
AS GARDAÍ arrest a man and woman suspected of carrying out a €28,000 ‘romance fraud’, news of the alleged crime is helping other victims to come forward and share their story. ‘Romance fraud’ is a confidence trick scam in which a criminal feigns romantic intentions towards a victim, gains their affection, and then uses that… Read more »
EXHAUSTED from repeatedly putting effort into burgeoning relationships with men who aren’t worth her time, local woman Emma Dunne has taken to scanning the faces of suitors for even the most fleeting sign they’re not complete fucking eejits. “OK, Emma, it could be a nice warm smile which suggests he’s a decent guy… or it’s… Read more »
EYE WITNESSES to the social media feeds of local couple Tom Grogan and Róisín Walsh have reported the couple are engaged in a continuous stream of unbearable public displays of how well they’re functioning through lockdown. “They had a French themed night; he was in a striped t-shirt and onions round the neck and she… Read more »
WATERFORD man Ian Harrington handles the driving in his house, from schools to football practice to the shops to playdates, after that, the running of the house is in the hands of his wife Shereen, according to new revelations. “You’d need to talk to Shireen about that” stated dad-of-three Harrington, when asked about any of… Read more »