A CONCERNING report issued by the International Alliance of Beleaguered Girlfriends has confirmed that all measures must be taken and no option too drastic to rule out when it comes to preventing your boyfriend from shaving off his beard. “I thought ‘lol’, wouldn’t it be fun for him to be clean shaven, see what he… Read more »
BEING single in the era of Covid isn’t exactly a pool party at the Playboy mansion, is it? Many people are long overdue the ride, and it’s important to monitor when you approach peak ‘I’d ride anything with a pulse’ status as the nation slowly but surely gets back to socialising. Beware of the telltale… Read more »
AS GARDAÍ arrest a man and woman suspected of carrying out a €28,000 ‘romance fraud’, news of the alleged crime is helping other victims to come forward and share their story. ‘Romance fraud’ is a confidence trick scam in which a criminal feigns romantic intentions towards a victim, gains their affection, and then uses that… Read more »
EXHAUSTED from repeatedly putting effort into burgeoning relationships with men who aren’t worth her time, local woman Emma Dunne has taken to scanning the faces of suitors for even the most fleeting sign they’re not complete fucking eejits. “OK, Emma, it could be a nice warm smile which suggests he’s a decent guy… or it’s… Read more »
EYE WITNESSES to the social media feeds of local couple Tom Grogan and Róisín Walsh have reported the couple are engaged in a continuous stream of unbearable public displays of how well they’re functioning through lockdown. “They had a French themed night; he was in a striped t-shirt and onions round the neck and she… Read more »
WATERFORD man Ian Harrington handles the driving in his house, from schools to football practice to the shops to playdates, after that, the running of the house is in the hands of his wife Shereen, according to new revelations. “You’d need to talk to Shireen about that” stated dad-of-three Harrington, when asked about any of… Read more »
WIFE-Of-ONE Melissa Helton is having a long, hard think about her marriage this week, after 6 weeks of Coronavirus-imposed lockdown has ‘opened her eyes’ about how much of a bell-end her husband Alan is. Mrs. Helton wept openly as she discussed the endless Zoom meetings her husband holds with his IT co-workers, in which he… Read more »
THE LONGER friends, coworkers and acquaintances of local couple Cian Horan and Emily Foran are exposed to the regular deluge of photos uploaded by the couple on social media, the more the pair seem to eerily resemble one another. The unsettling and disturbing realisation came about owing to the couple’s similar complexions, hair and eye… Read more »
THE suffocating blanket of dread placed over just about everyone during this Covid-19 pandemic has lead many people to reassess their careers, lives, how they treat loved ones and material things they laughably once considered important. However, Martin, it’s now not the time, actually it’s just about the most selfish and self-serving time to use… Read more »
NOT MEANING to stir the pot or stick her oar in where it’s not wanted, one Waterford mother has remarked under her breath that, if you want her opinion she can never understand why you let a nice decent fella like Mark slip through your fingers. WWN has learned that these comments, judged to be… Read more »