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America Doing Concentration Camps For Kids Now
IN A BID to clear up any confusion relating to the rounding up and imprisoning of refugee and immigrant children ... -
“Some Poor People Will Have To Die” Johnson Unveils Hard Brexit Pledge
TORY leadership favourite Boris Johnson unveiled his ‘do or die’ plans for Brexit which were warmly received by the very ... -
Revealed: Donald Trump’s ‘Type’
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has responded to the latest allegations of sexual assault by stating in very frank terms that his ... -
The Truth Behind The Johnson Argument
THIS PAST weekend saw Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson being systematically targeted by the gutter press who will stop at ... -
Tory Contest Down To Final Two Incompetents
THE Tory leadership is entering its final, deeply disconcerting and depressing stages as party MPs have selected Boris Johnson and ... -
Government Been Looking At Crime Graph Upside Down All This Time
THE Government have finally realised that crime in Ireland is escalating at a rate that is terrifying beyond comprehension, after an ... -
US Military Suffering From Chronic Case Of Blue Balls
MEDICAL professionals are concerned for the US military which is reportedly suffering from a chronic case of blue balls, owing ... -
“If I Apologised For Everything, We’d Be Here All Day”
US President Donald Trump has drawn a line under any apologies that the public may expect him to give, stating ... -
Unsuccessful Election Candidates Quietly Euthanised
“JUST don’t look them in the eyes” said the candidate wrangler we spoke to during the ongoing 2019 Post-Election Cull, ... -
World Urges Capable Politicians With Sensible Hair To Come Forward
A SHORTAGE of intelligent politicians with sensible haircuts has led to the declaration of a ‘worldwide emergency’ and the launch ...