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Irish Border Issue Steadfastly Refuses To Fuck Off
BREXITEERS have angrily expressed their frustration with the Northern Irish border, which has yet to ‘do the right thing’ and ... -
Worrying Trend Of Electing Women To Positions Of Power Continues
GROUPS of well-meaning men have gathered in comment sections throughout Europe to question the wisdom in nominating and electing yet ... -
Wimax Lad To Sort Out Broadband Plan With Catchy Jingle
THE government have moved to ease fears surrounding the escalating costs and controversies surrounding the National Broadband Plan, by hiring ... -
Rest Of World Removes 4th Of July From Calendars
IN A BID to save themselves the indignity of being exposed to over the top, odious and misguided displays of ... -
Do You Qualify For Medicinal Cannabis?
AS the HSE continues to mull over the merits of medicinal cannabis, several long-term sufferers of illness that may benefit ... -
Government Try Selling Irish Beef Farmers On Ebay
IN RESPONSE to the EU/Mercosur trade deal which will see tariff free beef being imported from South America, the government ... -
Johnson Can’t Get Smell Of Northern Ireland Off Clothes
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench ... -
“Obama Brought The Woman He Was Sleeping With Everywhere And Nobody Complained”
US President Donald Trump has lashed out at criticisms surrounding his daughter Ivanka’s attendance at the recent G20 summit of ... -
New Airbnb Laws Immediately Solve Housing Crisis
NEW AIRBNB laws which came into effect yesterday have immediately solved the housing crisis with Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Jeremy Hunt
THE race to become leader of the Conservative Party has been whittled down to just two candidates, The Right Honourable Boris ...