WITH Facebook’s decision to no longer use Ireland as its revenue and tax hub, the tech giant is believed to now be actively searching for an alternative way to evade tax. Despite the Irish government’s best efforts to create new tax loopholes, Facebook confirmed they would route sales of ads through their countries of origin…. Read more »
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama Senate election failed to install Roy Moore, a man accused of sexual abuse and entering into relationships with underage women, to Congress. “Wait a minute, this isn’t the America I’ve grown to despair at?” exclaimed… Read more »
DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The Apprentice back in a tweet aimed at the victims of the wildfires currently engulfing large areas of California. “California… your fired!!” tweeted Trump this morning, before deleting the tweet and re-posting it with the more… Read more »
DESPITE the news that a penthouse Dublin apartment has been sold for a whopping €6.5million, there’s another property in Ireland that has gone for a far greater price, as WWN Property found out today. Located in Cork city, the roadside spot has already gone for the ultimate price at least twice, with two members of the same… Read more »
NOTORIOUS welfare swindler David Merris is to be put to death later today, marking an end of Ireland’s ruthlessly efficient and 100% successful 2017 campaign to eradicate dole fraud. Merris, 32, was scooped off the streets by a special dole-cheat tactical squad for claiming disability benefit for an additional three weeks after returning to work from a back… Read more »
BREXIT negotiations can now progress to the next phase after Theresa May conceded to Arlene Foster and the DUP by offering them tea with the Queen in exchange for a soft border between Ireland and Northern Ireland, WWN can reveal. The breakthrough in border talks preserves the terms of the Good Friday Agreement and came… Read more »
US SOLDIERS waiting in Shannon Airport before they board a military plane stocked with an extensive array of weapons destined for an undisclosed location in the Middle East have expressed their complete surprise at Ireland’s neutrality after news reports confirmed the Nation’s neutrality could be under threat from the EU. “Oh boy, the Irish government… Read more »
AS citizens around the EU and in Britain look on helplessly as Theresa May’s government freely offer up endless examples of their own incompetence, senior political figures within the EU have confessed to being unable to understand the British PM’s strategy, if there is one at all. All too aware of the importance of the… Read more »
CELEBRATIONS have begun among the members of the United Russian political party, following current premier Vladimir Putin’s decision to win next year’s presidential elections by a landslide margin. Putin, who has held the position of either president or prime minister of the Russian Federation for over 17 years, made the announcement yesterday that he would… Read more »
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having the entire country unlocked by a Chinese guy working out of a shop in Moore Street called Extra Good Phone Unlock & Afro Caribbean Hair Product Store. Confronted with the entire Irish revenue system, a… Read more »