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Tory Government Actively Trying To Kill Them Gives English People Chance To Experience What It ...
FOLLOWING on from news stories including how their PM Boris Johnson was perfectly okay with the elderly dying, ‘Freedom Day’ ... -
Cummings Shocks World With Notion Brexit Wasn’t Best Idea Ever
“WELL, this is certainly news to us!” uttered a shocked global community today, after former Downing Street aide Dominic Cummings ... -
Queen Declares Today Officially Av’ It Large Day
WITH a ceremonial blast from two jewel-encrusted airhorns, the Queen has formally kicked off Freedom Day with a powerful speech ... -
Local Councillor Can’t Explain Expenses, Now Fuck Off And Mind Your Own Business
STRUGGLING to account for how they could claim expenses for events attended in Ireland when in reality at the exact ... -
Social Media Companies Under Increasing Pressure To Solve England’s Racism Problem
RENEWED pressure has been put on social media companies, including Twitter and Instagram, to solve England’s centuries long racism problem ... -
Mattie McGrath’s Guide To Direct Comparisons
SOMETIMES it is hard to know if one scenario, situation or historical event is comparable to something else as Tipp ... -
US Government Offended By Suggestion It Would Ever Try To Meddle In Cuban Affairs
STUMBLING back with an outstretched hand seeking to grab hold of something to retain its balance, the US government reportedly ... -
‘Dog Of Vaccinated Neighbour’s Son Can Eat’: New Indoor Dining Rules Revealed
THE Irish government’s latest attempt to get a deeply flawed Covid Cert system for indoor dining not working by next ... -
Government Under Delusion Pubs Will Police Vaccine Certs
THE IRISH Government is expected to sign off plans which could see indoor hospitality reopened to fully vaccinated people as ... -
How To Leave Important Decisions To The Last Minute, A Government Guide
HAVE YOU been transported into a gobsmacked, jaw-on-the-floor, awestruck state of envy by the government’s consistent ability to only begin ...