Tag: fianna fail

Micheál Martin Probably Reading Too Much Into ‘Sorry You’re Leaving’ Card Signed By Fianna Fáil TDs

TAOISEACH and Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin criticised himself earlier today for reading too much into a lovely card he received from party faithful earlier today in the wake of an agreement on emission reductions for the agriculture sector. “C’mon now Micheál you’re being daft,” Martin said to himself as he failed to just enjoy… Read more »

Government Celebrate Winning Confidence Vote By Ramming Through Planning Laws Only Developers Want

HAVING breezed through Sinn Féin’s 142nd attempt at passing a vote of no confidence in the coalition, the Micheál Martin fronted government celebrated by ramming through a planning bill which every single interested party that isn’t a money grabbing developer has labeled ‘a disaster’. “It just feels like the perfect way to say fuck you,”… Read more »

This Party Was Caught Fundraising Using A ‘Charity’ Lottery So It Just Changed The Law To Make This OK

A GOVERNING party in Ireland mostly widely known in the past for rampant corruption and an addiction to brown envelopes declared itself a ‘charity’, exploiting a legal loophole which allowed it to stage fundraising raffles. After being caught doing so and shutting down the raffle, refunding all tickets for the €500,000 raffle, you’ll never guess… Read more »

Fianna Fáil TDs Pledge Full Lack Of Confidence In Micheál Martin

“SORRY pal, your names not on the list,” said one FF think-in bouncer to Taoiseach and maybe-soon-to-be ex-Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, as questions about his future continued to swirl. With it being reported across the media that a significant number of party TDs are moving against Martin, the Cork man, peering in from the… Read more »