WRITTEN over the weekend after a bought of insomnia and mild insanity, and fueled by nothing but caffeine-free coffee, the Taoiseach Micheál Martin has promised a fateful and true depiction of one of Ireland’s most talked about politicians, unlike like that fawning sanitised Shane Ross book. WWN has the exclusive first extract of Micheál Martin’s… Read more »
“BUT Paschal you’re still the Minister for Finance, why wouldn’t you be doing the fecking budget? We’re screwed “You’ll be Minister for Finance in December, why in the name of God would I be doing up a budget when I’ll be outta this bitch in two months? Jesus Michael, bit of common sense would have… Read more »
TAOISEACH and Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin criticised himself earlier today for reading too much into a lovely card he received from party faithful earlier today in the wake of an agreement on emission reductions for the agriculture sector. “C’mon now Micheál you’re being daft,” Martin said to himself as he failed to just enjoy… Read more »
HAVING breezed through Sinn Féin’s 142nd attempt at passing a vote of no confidence in the coalition, the Micheál Martin fronted government celebrated by ramming through a planning bill which every single interested party that isn’t a money grabbing developer has labeled ‘a disaster’. “It just feels like the perfect way to say fuck you,”… Read more »
A GOVERNING party in Ireland mostly widely known in the past for rampant corruption and an addiction to brown envelopes declared itself a ‘charity’, exploiting a legal loophole which allowed it to stage fundraising raffles. After being caught doing so and shutting down the raffle, refunding all tickets for the €500,000 raffle, you’ll never guess… Read more »
FIANNA FÁIL TD and Junior Minister for Sounding Out of Touch Sean Fleming has sought to apologise for his comments in an RTÉ radio interview during which he stated people struggling with the rise in living costs simply needed to ‘shop around’. “It wasn’t actually me who said those things I was possessed by the… Read more »
FIANNA FÁIL has sought to temper expectations after revelations surrounding the party’s fundraising efforts, which saw the party register as a charity, thus allowing it to run a €600k lotto. “To be clear, at no time was it our intention to mislead the public into thinking we were planning on bettering the lives of homeless… Read more »
SPEAKING recently in an interview which presumably made no mention of tribunal findings or allegations of corruption, Bertie Ahern refused to rule of running for president in 2025 sparking concern for his mental faculties and ability to read the room. So, who would vote for instead of him?
“SORRY pal, your names not on the list,” said one FF think-in bouncer to Taoiseach and maybe-soon-to-be ex-Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, as questions about his future continued to swirl. With it being reported across the media that a significant number of party TDs are moving against Martin, the Cork man, peering in from the… Read more »
A LEAKED itinerary for the upcoming two-day Fianna Fáil ‘think-in’ has shown that almost the entire first day has been set aside for griping about their coalition partners Fine Gael, with the remaining 24 hours divided up thusly: – The morning of day two will feature a one hour reminiscence on how great the old… Read more »