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NI Protocol To Be Officially Burned On July 11th Bonfire

BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed that the Northern Ireland Protocol will be officially burned in a traditional bonfire ceremony on July 11th in Belfast on top of a bonfire, WWN can confirm. Joining effigies of Gerry Adams, Martin McGuinness, the Irish flag and basically anything ‘Republic-ey’, Johnson stated that the official documents relating… Read more »

“Just Call Me Daddy” Scholz Tells EU

ANGELA MERKEL’S successor as German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, has urged his European peers and their citizens to just call him Daddy, WWN understands “Mutter Merkel may be gone but fear not, there is little change to how things are. And hey, don’t make it weird but just call me Daddy,” Scholz said directly addressing Europeans,… Read more »

EU Apologises For ‘Pulling An England On It’ By Invoking Article 16

EUROPEAN COMMISSIONER Ursula von der Leyen has unreservedly apologised for ‘acting the complete and utter Brit’ by blithely invoking Article 16 of the withdrawal agreement and setting up the possibility of casually trampling all over the Good Friday Agreement, which was ‘very English of her’. “Who am I, Boris Johnson?” von der Leyen said, accompanying… Read more »