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EU Countries Agree To End Practice Of Transporting Vaccines Via Tortoise
NATIONS belonging to the European Union have pledged to rectify the alarmingly slow initial rollout of its Covid-19 vaccination programme, ... -
Johnson Caught Trying To Shoplift EU Membership Benefits From Brussels Gift Shop
SEEMINGLY in Brussels under the pretense of facilitating Brexit negotiations over dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, ... -
Jaws Music Begins Spontaneously Playing After Every Mention Of Brexit
AS PART of an extensive programme of supports and raising awareness the Irish government has developed a system whereby the ... -
Brexit Negotiations Enter ‘Panicked Bomb Disposal Expert Picking Which Wire To Cut’ Phase
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare ... -
Brexit Chaos A Welcome Relief
FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining ... -
President Of Monrovia Celebrates Securing Billions From EU Recovery Fund
IT SEEMS like they are only winners in the aftermath of the EU agreeing a staggering €750 billion virus recovery ... -
“You Can Take Our Fish, Gas & Trees, But You’ll Never Take Our Tax Haven ...
FOLLOWING decades of subservient behaviour towards the EU and agreeing to share its most lucrative of resources, the Republic of ... -
Developers, Banks Tell Government They’ve Already Spent Ireland’s Share Of EU’s €1 Trillion Covid Recovery ...
ADOPTING the ‘ask for forgiveness, not permission’ strategy that served them so well through the 2008-11 banking crisis years, the ... -
EU Announce €1 Trillion Covid Rescue Fund Just To Piss Off The Brits
THE EU Commission has announced plans for a rescue and stimulus package worth approximately €1 trillion which will help aid ... -
Interfering Bastards At EU Says Irish Government Should Tackle Problems In Health, Housing & Inequality ...
AS A potential €500 billion economic recovery fund is being proposed by Germany and France to help EU countries bounce ...
