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Jaws Music Begins Spontaneously Playing After Every Mention Of Brexit
AS PART of an extensive programme of supports and raising awareness the Irish government has developed a system whereby the ... -
Brexit Negotiations Enter ‘Panicked Bomb Disposal Expert Picking Which Wire To Cut’ Phase
LAST DITCH negotiations over attempts to prevent a two-way UK-Ireland meat product ban and warnings to Irish SMEs to prepare ... -
Brexit Chaos A Welcome Relief
FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining ... -
President Of Monrovia Celebrates Securing Billions From EU Recovery Fund
IT SEEMS like they are only winners in the aftermath of the EU agreeing a staggering €750 billion virus recovery ... -
“You Can Take Our Fish, Gas & Trees, But You’ll Never Take Our Tax Haven ...
FOLLOWING decades of subservient behaviour towards the EU and agreeing to share its most lucrative of resources, the Republic of ... -
Developers, Banks Tell Government They’ve Already Spent Ireland’s Share Of EU’s €1 Trillion Covid Recovery ...
ADOPTING the ‘ask for forgiveness, not permission’ strategy that served them so well through the 2008-11 banking crisis years, the ... -
EU Announce €1 Trillion Covid Rescue Fund Just To Piss Off The Brits
THE EU Commission has announced plans for a rescue and stimulus package worth approximately €1 trillion which will help aid ... -
Interfering Bastards At EU Says Irish Government Should Tackle Problems In Health, Housing & Inequality ...
AS A potential €500 billion economic recovery fund is being proposed by Germany and France to help EU countries bounce ... -
Russian Hackers Found Bored To Death By Angela Merkel Emails
AS IT WAS confirmed today that German chancellor Angela Merkel’s emails were hacked by Russian military intelligence (GRU), Russian authorities ... -
Social Media Sites Under Increasing Pressure Not To Be Such Deep Cesspools Of Unending Hate
A SENIOR EU official overseeing digital policy has warned tech giants such as Twitter, Facebook or the Facebook owned Instagram ... -
Britain Fined £8bn By EU For Loitering
BRITAIN has been fined a staggering 8 billion pounds sterling after it was found to be loitering in the European Union, despite being told ... -
5 Essential Foods Britons Should Stockpile To Celebrate Brexit Deal
AS THE HOUSE of Commons in Britain busies itself with debating the best way to reject a withdrawal deal agreed ...
